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Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up.

They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected he said, "The plane can take out only four of your elk. You will have to leave two behind."

One of the hunters pushed forward, "Hey, last year our pilot let us take out six elk. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What's with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year.

Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all six elk aboard and the men all climbed in with their gear. But when they attempted to take off and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They crashed in the wilderness.

Climbing out of the wreckage, one Redneck said to the other, "Do you know where we are?"

"I think so,"

2007-12-26 07:47:22 · 13 answers · asked by Will S 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

It looks like we are about 100 yards from where we crashed last year.

2007-12-26 07:47:54 · update #1

thanks for the star if you chuckled.

2007-12-26 07:48:53 · update #2

13 answers

that was very teribly funny. omg it was good

2007-12-26 08:05:17 · answer #1 · answered by dragonsong94 3 · 0 0

Funny

2007-12-26 17:09:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In my opinoin, the joke was a bit funny. But, it was wayyy too long and it wasa bit of a thinker. Plus, I dont understand why they caught bulls instead of elk, when th whole story was about catching elk. Where did bulls come in??

2007-12-26 15:53:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Hehehe...funny.

2007-12-26 16:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by Professor Cuddles III 5 · 0 0

That was funny. Its a shame the whole thing didn't fit.

2007-12-26 15:53:07 · answer #5 · answered by enticingmind 3 · 0 0

Have heard the joke and it is still good and funny!

2007-12-26 16:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0 0

yup i got a smile out of it

2007-12-26 21:41:59 · answer #7 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0 0

haha

2007-12-26 16:07:16 · answer #8 · answered by t. B 5 · 0 0

lmao

2007-12-26 17:46:27 · answer #9 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0 0

cute

2007-12-26 16:20:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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