"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
2007-12-26 07:48:59 · 27 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFL!!!
Gotta go clean before he gets here!!! :)
2007-12-26 08:07:09 · answer #1 · answered by Babette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey I wished some one warned me years ago,here have a star.xxxxx
2007-12-26 10:47:43 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! No supper for him tonight! lol.
2007-12-26 10:19:42 · answer #3 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-12-26 08:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is almost the truth! LOL I like it "Star"
2007-12-27 07:08:12 · answer #5 · answered by TTC#2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke lol
2007-12-26 23:25:44 · answer #6 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
I would of slapped that guy
lol
2007-12-27 15:26:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol this will surely give him some second thoughts
2007-12-26 07:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by cheri 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-26 23:23:04 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that should put him back on the straight lol
2007-12-26 09:37:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋