Entertainment & Music - 26 December 2007

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yahpoo is deleting every negative sounding question about them because they are liek communists who control what the press says about their fascist government?

2007-12-26 08:17:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Would'nt it be a great invention?

...for a "Mind Sanitizer" like the hand sanitizer, and it worked on the mind to make your thoughts nice ones????????? let me know what you think. I could make millions!!! hahahah have fun!

2007-12-26 08:17:03 · 6 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

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This guy has been a fornicator and a villain all his life, but he decides he has got to mend his ways. So he decides to take up the monastic life. He goes to this monastery and is told the head monk will interview him to make sure his motives are right and that he is sure this is really what he wants to do. So they talk and discuss and the guy nods and seems to be giving all the right answers and he's happy with what it will mean to him. The conversation is just coming to an end and the head monk asks the man has he any questions that he now feels he needs to specifically ask. 'Well', he says, 'There is one thing bothering me father' 'Yes my son' says the father 'Well as i told you I am a fornicator and well I know I'd miss that relief of sexual tension and I just wonder how you lot manage' 'Ah yes, I was wondering when we'd get around to that', said the father. 'Well my son, we have this room, and in this room we have this barrel, and in this barrel there are a number of holes, and my son, on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday, you would be allowed to relief your tension by making use of the facilities of the holes in this barrel' 'Ah', said the guy, thinking. 'But father, you said Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday, um, what happens on Wednesday father?' 'Well my son, on Wednesday it would be your turn in the barrel.'

2007-12-26 08:16:46 · 15 answers · asked by Quizard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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A third good joke?

A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that reads:
Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh.
COST $5
So, he puts in five dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Two minutes later they come out and the horse is laughing so hard that he pissed on the floor. So the guy takes the money and leaves.
The next day the same guy walks in the bar again and see's the horse and the jar, this time it says:
You can win all of this if you make the horse cry.
COST $10
So he puts in 10 dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Four minutes later they come out and the horse is crying like no body ever had.
So the guy takes the jar but before he could leave the bartender asks "How did you do that?"
The guy says "The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his and the second time I showed him!"

2007-12-26 08:16:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Whats that think were I can download a picture and it tells me what celeb i look like?

yeah.. thanks :)

2007-12-26 08:16:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Another good joke...?

A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here."
The dog replies, "Hey, I'm tired of being discriminated against. Just give me a drink."
The bartender says, "Oh, no, not another ventriloquist with the old talking dog trick. Both of you, get out of here!"
"No, no, no, this isn't a trick, I promise you," says the man, "I tell you what, I'll go for a walk around the block and you talk to Rover here."
The man leaves and the bartender sees him turn the corner.
"Now, can I have my drink." says the dog.
The bartender is amazed. "Sure you can and it's on the house! Listen, can you do me a favour? My wife works next door at the cafe. It'll make her day if you go in and order a cup of coffee. Here's ten bucks and you can keep the change afterwards."
"Okay." says the dog and he takes the ten dollars and leaves.
Ten minutes go by and the dog doesn't come back. The owner

2007-12-26 08:15:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Does anyone remember?

The "Fizzies" the tablet you dropped in water and it fizzed and you had a bubbly drink?????

2007-12-26 08:15:51 · 16 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Supertramp, The Doobie Brothers or Three Dog Night?

Which band do you like better?

2007-12-26 08:15:34 · 21 answers · asked by The Evolution of T. 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Who is the farthest away from me today...I am in California; the Bay Area!?

2007-12-26 08:15:18 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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how would you rate yourself??

from 1-10 how would you rate yourself?? ^_^?

~peace and have a nice day~

RoChEr

2007-12-26 08:14:28 · 61 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

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The good frog... FUNNY JOKE?

This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside.
The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?"
The guy says, "Yea, he licks pussy."
So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment.
They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all.
The blond says, "Well? what's up?"
The frog still does not move.
So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

2007-12-26 08:14:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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