One day, Peter gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Katie.
"Hey, I really need your help" says Katie.
"What's the matter?" asks Peter.
"Well, i'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle, but i'm finding it really hard cos none of the pieces fit." replies Katie.
"Oh ok. What's the picture of?" asks Peter.
"Just a big rooster" replies Katie.
"All right" says Peter, "I'm coming over to have a look."
So he goes over to Katie's house and she takes him to the jigsaw puzzle on the table.
Peter has a look, then turns to Katie and says, "oh for Christ's sake - put the Cornflakes back in the box."
2007-12-24
10:43:09
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