Entertainment & Music - 23 December 2007

A few days before Christmas, two young brothers were spending the night at their grandparent's house. When it was time to go to bed, and anxious to do the right thing, they both knelt down to say their prayers.

Suddenly, the younger one began to do so in a very loud voice.

"Dear Lord, please ask Santa Claus to bring me a play-station, a mountain-bike and a telescope."

His older brother leaned over and nudged his brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

"I know" he replied, "But Grandma is!"

2007-12-23 01:30:55 · 8 answers · asked by puma 4 in Jokes & Riddles

like when you hear any of their songs you instantly reconize it as their's.
i'd have to say blink 182

2007-12-23 01:29:54 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-12-23 01:28:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 01:28:54 · 18 answers · asked by Miaou ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Whats a song thats as good as "tomorrow is a long time" by Nickel Creek?

2007-12-23 01:28:47 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

A mother came in with her young daughter and asked if he would examine her because she had been showing some strange symptoms, including a significant increase in weight, sickness most mornings and a number of strange cravings.


He checked her out very carefully and eventually told the mother that her daughter was unquestionably pregnant. At which news she protested very strongly.

'Don't be ridiculous, my daughter has never been with a man'

The girl confirmed that this was true and added that she had never so much as kissed a man.

The doctor studied the girl very carefully, then quietly stood up, walked to the window and stared out of it.

Suspecting the worst the mother asked if there was something wrong.

"No, not really" replied the doctor. 'It might just be a coincidence, but the last time this happened a bright star appeared the East.'

2007-12-23 01:28:08 · 9 answers · asked by puma 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-23 01:27:37 · 2 answers · asked by adrian w 1 in Magazines

Everyone seemed to be hung up on Sixwire and Light of Doom. I personally like Light of Doom (even though I never cared for heavy metal), but they're still a bit amateur. And Sixwire sounded too much like the Eagles to me. Personally, I think America made the right choice. What do you think?

2007-12-23 01:27:23 · 4 answers · asked by Road Trip 3 in Reality Television

besides "Hello Darlin'

2007-12-23 01:27:09 · 13 answers · asked by sublime4tz 1 in Country

2007-12-23 01:26:56 · 15 answers · asked by T Leeves 6 in Polls & Surveys

How do you do na na na na na just me and you, and then we will say na na na na just like before and you will say na na na na please give me more and you will say na na na na Hey thats what i'm living for...

2007-12-23 01:26:16 · 7 answers · asked by dgre428 1 in Other - Music

Mine is green!!!

2007-12-23 01:26:00 · 71 answers · asked by ღαlyȿȿαღ 4 in Polls & Surveys

" Okay, i walk into the GAP and a Cashier sees me and says 'You need help' and I'm like 'yes, I'd like some clothes' and she says 'what size are you?' And I say 'Actual! This ain't a trick baby!'

"So later, I need some help unlocking a dressing room and a different woman comes up and uses a key to unlock it. I'm like 'thanks' and she's like 'Your welcome, and if you need anything, my name's Jill.' Right before she leaves I'm like, 'Wait, what if I don't need anything, will you be like 'Hey, I'm Eugene' "

2007-12-23 01:25:35 · 5 answers · asked by Forksided 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Even if you were the last one in the race
I would still cheer from the sidelines
Even if you were to somehow lose your way
I would guide you back to my arms

Even if you didn't need me anymore
Even if you didn't walk back through my door
I would still be waiting here for you

Even if you didn't look the way you do
I would still think you were beautiful
And if you don't know by now how I love you
Well, it's a love that's unconditional

And even if you didn't love me anymore
Even if you didn't walk back through my door
I would spend my life waiting for you Even if. . .

Even if you lost faith in yourself
I would still be a believer
And I'd remind you you're like nobody else
And I would stand by you forever

Even if you didn't love me anymore
Even if you didn't walk back through my door I would spend my life in love with you

2007-12-23 01:24:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

2007-12-23 01:23:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 01:21:50 · 41 answers · asked by Jamieson 5 in Polls & Surveys

=)

2007-12-23 01:20:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...could be a tangible threat, who might want to report your QorA when your Q or A contains any possible controversy?

Or, am I paranoid?

2007-12-23 01:15:54 · 13 answers · asked by Yea yea, I'm a duck... 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 01:15:45 · 5 answers · asked by lolitalove<3 5 in Celebrities

Or did your own plumbing?
Did it work?

2007-12-23 01:14:53 · 9 answers · asked by Smokin Gun! 4 in Polls & Surveys

that you either took home a sex partner for the night or gone home with a person which you were going to engage in sex ....

and when you woke up ....
could not remember their name ??

2007-12-23 01:13:17 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong ?

2007-12-23 01:12:52 · 13 answers · asked by beasty 4 in Polls & Surveys

"I noticed there are no B batteries, but I think it's to avoid confusion. It's like stuttering. 'Hi I'd like some B batteries please' 'Sure, what kind?' 'B batteries.' 'What kind?' ' B BATTERIES DANGIT I SAID IT 3 TIMES!'

"Now D batteries, those are had for foreigners, 'Yah, I'd like dee batteries up theah, pleeze.'

"I never buy C Batteries in Two's. ' Yah, I'd like 2 C batteries, please.' 'Then look at them stupid!'

2007-12-23 01:12:23 · 8 answers · asked by Forksided 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-23 01:12:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the last three letters - alesana
dearest love,
I hope this message finds you well
as these endless thoughts drip from my soul
every single word secretly paints a fairytale
of when we will melt into one...

eyes forfeit sight to the pain
cold scalpel's steel whispers tear at my very core
as I cling to memories of you
I am so scared...so scared...I need you with me

were the last words that I wrote for you enough to tell you
that in my death the light that shone through my painful darkness
was a blinding vision of your eternal smile?

it's me again,
is it me or am I wrong to be concerned?
will the beauty of your pen ever cross my eyes again?
was this all a lie? why?

were the last words that I wrote for you enough to tell you
that in my death the light that shone through my painful darkness
was a blinding vision of your eternal smile?

make it stop, make this pounding in my head stop
fill my lungs with air, give me one more day to make her dreams come true
she understands right? that I'm not coming back...
she understands right? that I'm not coming back...
make it stop, make the pounding stop
I'm not coming back, I'm not coming back, I'm not coming back...
I don't know what happened...who would have thought my life would end up like this?
I didn't mean to hurt her, not hurt her like this...I can't feel my legs
I can't feel my legs and I can't even cry...how could somebody die like this?

if my words ever reach you I'll assume you don't care
never knew that silence could cut so deep or that you could twist the blade
now I curse all of your beautiful lies..
I love you and goodbye...

were the last words that I wrote for you enough to tell you
that in my death the light that shone through my painful darkness
was a blinding vision of your eternal smile?

cold scalpel's steel whispers tear at my very core
as I cling to my memories of you...

2007-12-23 01:11:27 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

2007-12-23 01:09:56 · 25 answers · asked by peanutbulls 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 01:08:42 · 23 answers · asked by Miaou ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Well, i know i am having bacon, maybe some eggs, but that's not enough so, what should i have with that??? cereal, toast....what? I will choose a best answer!!!

2007-12-23 01:07:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or have you ever played it?
if so, did you win or did you lose?
what was the end result of this action?

2007-12-23 01:06:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tomorrow is Christmas Eve. I cannot believe it! Wow, I am in amazement. sigh...

2007-12-23 01:06:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys