Way back in the day, I worked for a homeowners association and every once in a while I'd be assigned to answer the phones. This was a fairly affluent neighborhood, but judging by some of the calls I got from the homeowners, you'd think these people were living in idiotville.
Example 1: "My cable TV is out, do you know what's wrong?" (Hey di**hit, call the cable company)
Example 2: "Someone parked in front of my house and I usually park there. I know the spaces are first come first serve, but do you think there is anything you can do about this?" (Yes, we'll be right over to tow the car and kill the owner)
Example 3: "My neighbor's dog is bullying my dog, can you talk to him about it for me?" (What, now I'm the fu**in' Dog Whisperer? Call me when he paints his house purple)
There you go, three real life examples of dumb people calling their homeowners' association to solve their everyday problems. I'd love to hear about any dumb phone calls you've received from customers or clients
2007-12-23
07:38:40
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