Way back in the day, I worked for a homeowners association and every once in a while I'd be assigned to answer the phones. This was a fairly affluent neighborhood, but judging by some of the calls I got from the homeowners, you'd think these people were living in idiotville.
Example 1: "My cable TV is out, do you know what's wrong?" (Hey di**hit, call the cable company)
Example 2: "Someone parked in front of my house and I usually park there. I know the spaces are first come first serve, but do you think there is anything you can do about this?" (Yes, we'll be right over to tow the car and kill the owner)
Example 3: "My neighbor's dog is bullying my dog, can you talk to him about it for me?" (What, now I'm the fu**in' Dog Whisperer? Call me when he paints his house purple)
There you go, three real life examples of dumb people calling their homeowners' association to solve their everyday problems. I'd love to hear about any dumb phone calls you've received from customers or clients
2007-12-23 07:38:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"My dog wasn't using his left leg and then he wasn't using his right leg. Now, he's not walking at all....is there something I should look out for?"
"I gave my dog some milk and now he's throwing up....is it because the milk was rotten?"
"I'm an animal lover and everything, but this is ridiculous! I was here first!" (man who came in for a rabies vaccination complaining because a hit-by-a-car/not breathing dog went back before his dog)
We even had a good samaritan bring in a hit-by-car dog that didn't belong to them. The man who hit the dog followed the people who picked it up screaming that their dog got blood all over his car and he had, "JUST WASHED IT!"
I could go on and on and on...
2007-12-23 08:27:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I used to work for a police department and people used to call all the time and wanted to know what time we closed!! LMAO
2007-12-23 12:05:24 · answer #2 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah in real life, yes but im only 14.
i was selling entertainment books for
cheerleading and i went up to this really
wierd guys house and i was just like
" do you want an entertainment book"
he was like " no.. we don't get cable"
my mom said just to smile and walk away. lol
2007-12-23 07:50:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When we decided to put in our Vegetable garden, soon after moving into our home, I called the local hardware store to inquire if they had tomato stakes.
When I asked the girl, who answered the phone, she went quiet and I asked if she was still on the line.
Her response was...."Sir, we don't serve food here."
Bet she was Blonde..........
2007-12-23 07:45:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋