Entertainment & Music - 23 December 2007

rainbow brite vs strawberry shortcake

2007-12-23 14:32:10 · 13 answers · asked by I hate carrots 6 in Polls & Surveys

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom, "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back
to me.

Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-
the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

2007-12-23 14:32:02 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i love toast.

cheese and cornbeef on toast =].

How bout you?

2007-12-23 14:31:22 · 34 answers · asked by I ♥ cupcakes 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 14:29:37 · 10 answers · asked by gottifan08 2 in Celebrities

♥
an u wana do it again? dunt u!!! i wanu so bad *sighs an thenks about it* yah that wud be so fun, plus i dunt wana wear any clothes, i wana be liek lady godiva!!

2007-12-23 14:29:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why?

2007-12-23 14:29:00 · 32 answers · asked by babyCub 3 in Polls & Surveys

There was this geriatric woman who thought she needed some toughening to cope with today's world, and decided to join a gang.

She walked up to the Hell's Angels bikers club and tapped on the door.

"Excuse me, sirs, I'd like to join your club if you please" she croaked in her feeble voice.

A grunt came from inside, "Ha! You got no chance, woman. We only take the toughest into our club. You can only join if you drink!".

"Oh boy, do I drink! I slam a few down every night after playing pool with the boys" she croaked back.

"Oh, umm, well... you can only join if you smoke" he lied, trying to brush her off.

"Does marijuana count? Coz I don't mind a few joints after playing pool with the boys".

"Umm, I suppose it does count..." the biker said, and, thinking quick on his feet said "Look, we're a gang only for the roughest, toughest men in town. Now, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

"No," she replied, "but I've been swung around by the t-i-t-s a few times".

2007-12-23 14:28:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-23 14:28:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 14:27:52 · 4 answers · asked by ashtro_girl7 2 in Celebrities

2007-12-23 14:27:00 · 11 answers · asked by ǝsɹnuʎxǝs 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 14:26:40 · 6 answers · asked by justme 3 in Polls & Surveys

I hear it all the time but never quite know what it means

2007-12-23 14:26:03 · 7 answers · asked by bored123 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Like do you change your mind over something fast?

2007-12-23 14:25:51 · 10 answers · asked by mari 6 in Polls & Surveys

to answer any more. Will my computer explode at the 1,000 answer? I hope so.

2007-12-23 14:25:02 · 10 answers · asked by Miss Megan Up4Grabs 4 in Polls & Surveys

fishy going on here?

2007-12-23 14:24:39 · 12 answers · asked by Living_Legend 3 in Polls & Surveys

Are you concerned that you might be conversing with people less attractive than, say a 6.5 to 7 out of 10 (on The International Tublet Scale - T.I.T.S), and therefore risk making yourself unattractive by association?

2007-12-23 14:23:57 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 14:23:10 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 14:22:05 · 10 answers · asked by Chamillitary Mayne 6 in Rap and Hip-Hop

One night, after watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, a man and his wife went to bed and the man was getting very frisky.

He asked his wife if she was in the mood.

His wife answered, "Not tonight dear, I have a headache."

The man replied, "Is that your final answer?"

She said "Yes."

"OK, then I'd like to phone a friend." he replied.

2007-12-23 14:21:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

1.would you rather spend a year in the desert or a year in the middle of the ocean?
2.what is you dream vacation?
3.what is your favorite scary movie?
4.what is your favorite kind of hair on the oppisite sex?
5.what are you thinking about right now?

2007-12-23 14:20:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 14:20:15 · 8 answers · asked by livvie locke vampire princess 5 in Polls & Surveys

I know I really could careless.

2007-12-23 14:19:51 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me it was socks. They are always so tricky. How about you?

2007-12-23 14:19:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would like to really know more about that person and perhaps go out on a date too.

2007-12-23 14:19:05 · 22 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 14:18:55 · 17 answers · asked by ~ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 14:18:48 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-23 14:18:44 · 15 answers · asked by diana 2 in Celebrities

no unpopular songs, I want you to think back in this decade and think of the songs that were huge during there time and and deserve recognition... Ok I'll Start in no particuliar order...

1. Get Low - Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz
2. Yeah - Usher ft. Lil Jon and Ludacris
3. Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
4. Californication - Red Hot Chili Peppers
5. Slave 4 U - Britney Spears
6. Loose Yourself - Eminem
7. Crazy In Love - Beyonce
8. Dance Dance - Fall Out Boy
9. Crank Dat (Soulja Boy) - Soulja Boy Tell 'em
10. Welcome To The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance

2007-12-23 14:18:29 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 14:18:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

* You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.

* Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.

* A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.

* You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.

* You can always warm coffee up.

* Coffee comes with endless refills.

* Coffee is cheaper.

* You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.

* Coffee never runs out.

* Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.

* You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.

* You can make coffee as sweet as you want.

* You can smoke while drinking coffee.

* You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.

* Coffee smells and tastes good.

* If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.

* You can always get fresh coffee.

* You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back.

* They sell coffee at police stations.

* You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.

* Coffee goes down easier.

* If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.

* No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.

* A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.

* Your coffee doesn't talk to you.

* Coffee smells good in the morning.

* Coffee is good when it's cold too.

* Coffee stains are easier to remove.

* Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.

* Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.

* Coffee doesn't shed.

* Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.

* You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.

* Coffee doesn't mind being ground.

* No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.

* Coffee doesn't have a time of the month...it's good all the time.

* When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.

* When you have a coffee, you don't end up with a pube in the back of your throat.

* Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.

* Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.

* INSTANT COFFEE!

* You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.

* It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.

* Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.

2007-12-23 14:18:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles