A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom, "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back
to me.
Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-
the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2007-12-23 14:32:02 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute, have a star.
2007-12-23 14:36:16 · answer #1 · answered by Will S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty good joke overall its a 7.
The reason me and my man don't give it a 10 is because its too many husbands. We read to husband number 4 then skipped to 9. Funny at the end though.
2007-12-23 15:50:09 · answer #2 · answered by Thebronx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How frustrating Poor Girl!
2007-12-25 02:21:13 · answer #3 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! This is a Good One, My Friend. LOL.
Thanks for the Laughs.
2007-12-26 05:52:33 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, you get a nice star. Merry Christmas!
2007-12-23 15:41:57 · answer #5 · answered by SiSi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't stop laughing! My ex husband was in finance that sounds so much like him!!!
2007-12-27 05:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Niiice. Guess reputations do not go away.
Merry Christmas.
2007-12-23 15:29:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No that's her business and no one else's! ♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2016-05-26 02:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by kecia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe not, he may want a larger retainer!
2007-12-23 16:14:12 · answer #9 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one.
2007-12-24 06:55:58 · answer #10 · answered by Reeze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute but not a gut buster
2007-12-23 14:38:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋