There was this geriatric woman who thought she needed some toughening to cope with today's world, and decided to join a gang.
She walked up to the Hell's Angels bikers club and tapped on the door.
"Excuse me, sirs, I'd like to join your club if you please" she croaked in her feeble voice.
A grunt came from inside, "Ha! You got no chance, woman. We only take the toughest into our club. You can only join if you drink!".
"Oh boy, do I drink! I slam a few down every night after playing pool with the boys" she croaked back.
"Oh, umm, well... you can only join if you smoke" he lied, trying to brush her off.
"Does marijuana count? Coz I don't mind a few joints after playing pool with the boys".
"Umm, I suppose it does count..." the biker said, and, thinking quick on his feet said "Look, we're a gang only for the roughest, toughest men in town. Now, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
"No," she replied, "but I've been swung around by the t-i-t-s a few times".
2007-12-23 14:28:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one. haha
2007-12-24 08:58:01 · answer #1 · answered by African Queen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know anything about the hells angels other than what I read in the book by Hunter S. Thompson, written quite some time ago, but I wouldn't recommend it based on the little that I know.
2016-05-26 02:08:00 · answer #2 · answered by kecia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha. Nice oneee.
=]
2007-12-23 19:43:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oouu!! HaHaha!!! Naughty! Naughty!! LOL.
2007-12-26 05:54:15 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Niiice. She is one tough gal.
Merry Christmas.
2007-12-23 15:44:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee! Not bad! ;-P
Cringe factor tho, when u picture it in ur head! LOL
2007-12-23 15:01:04 · answer #6 · answered by Jojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, I would say that counts as tough...OUCH!!!
2007-12-25 03:42:53 · answer #7 · answered by inhis_image 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!!!!
2007-12-27 05:18:52 · answer #8 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go granny go
2007-12-25 02:32:28 · answer #9 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too good
2007-12-23 23:03:15 · answer #10 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋