* You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
* Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.
* A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
* You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
* You can always warm coffee up.
* Coffee comes with endless refills.
* Coffee is cheaper.
* You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
* Coffee never runs out.
* Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
* You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
* You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
* You can smoke while drinking coffee.
* You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
* Coffee smells and tastes good.
* If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
* You can always get fresh coffee.
* You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back.
* They sell coffee at police stations.
* You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
* Coffee goes down easier.
* If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.
* No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
* A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.
* Your coffee doesn't talk to you.
* Coffee smells good in the morning.
* Coffee is good when it's cold too.
* Coffee stains are easier to remove.
* Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.
* Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.
* Coffee doesn't shed.
* Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
* You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
* Coffee doesn't mind being ground.
* No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
* Coffee doesn't have a time of the month...it's good all the time.
* When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
* When you have a coffee, you don't end up with a pube in the back of your throat.
* Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.
* Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
* INSTANT COFFEE!
* You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
* It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.
* Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.
2007-12-23 14:18:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love it
2007-12-23 23:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by riti 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. I am a coffee person, so everytime I take a sip of coffee, I will be reminded by this! Niiice.
Merry Christmas.
2007-12-23 15:35:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
* You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM
lol
2007-12-23 14:28:25 · answer #3 · answered by expletive_xom 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yea thank for the 2 points never had sex yet SO uhhh coffee
2007-12-23 14:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny...lol
2007-12-23 16:20:14 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanx fo the 2 points
2007-12-23 14:21:43 · answer #6 · answered by peacemunga 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
LMAO good job!
For girls, coffee won't make you pregnant =D
2007-12-23 19:10:10 · answer #7 · answered by amythest_moon18 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like evry single 1 of them. i love it. u deserve a star.
2007-12-24 09:02:42 · answer #8 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty good I never looked at it that way!
2007-12-23 14:29:46 · answer #9 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Now, Me; I love coffee.....but....My Friend, you have gone 'Overboard'!!! HAHAHA!
2007-12-26 05:59:51 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny!
2007-12-23 14:39:02 · answer #11 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋