Entertainment & Music - 21 December 2007

(Because ya' can't have both, folks...I'm very sorry...Ya' can't have both...so which one is it?)

Smart? or Beautiful? Come on...fess up...

(I must confess I'm one of the beautiful people...not very bright...an intelligence on par with that of a Peanut M&M...very sad...old head injury...they fixed it, though...so now I'm beautiful again...you don't hate me, do you?)

2007-12-21 04:01:52 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 04:01:16 · 14 answers · asked by nickywireobsessive 4 in Polls & Surveys

ffdp <3

2007-12-21 04:00:30 · 12 answers · asked by *TiNkSteR <3's *him* 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 04:00:28 · 37 answers · asked by New York Chic 6 in Polls & Surveys

Any photos are appreciated!

2007-12-21 03:59:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 03:59:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 03:59:08 · 26 answers · asked by *TiNkSteR <3's *him* 5 in Polls & Surveys

AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!


Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
And notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back
On the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think,
Since I'm going to be near the mailbox
When I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,
And see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks,
But first I need to push the Coke aside
So that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Coke is getting warm,
And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,
A vase of flowers on the counter
Catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Coke on the counter and
Discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk,
But first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

The car isn't washed

The bills aren't paid

There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter

The flowers don't have enough water,

There is still only 1 check in my check book,

I can't find the remote,

I can't find my glasses,

And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
And I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
And I'll try to get some help for it,
But first I'll check my e-mail....

Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
Because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

2007-12-21 03:58:58 · 7 answers · asked by She's Back 6 in Jokes & Riddles

....on the Treadmill?

2007-12-21 03:58:25 · 32 answers · asked by Jamieson 5 in Polls & Surveys

Or do you save the money?

2007-12-21 03:58:01 · 13 answers · asked by JW 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 03:57:45 · 4 answers · asked by lizandames 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-21 03:57:35 · 10 answers · asked by skipper 1 in Other - Music

I'm going to see Linkin Park in March at the Staples Center.

2007-12-21 03:57:20 · 4 answers · asked by Haяd woяking guy 7 in Other - Music

if they follow me around to give me thumbs down on every answer I give?

should I make reservations at the drive thru wedding chapel yet?

2007-12-21 03:57:05 · 19 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

Wish all my contacts and all others who I have the misfortune of not being contacts with a Very Merry Christmas? Be warm, stay safe and may all your stockings be stuffed full!

Oh....do not freak if Santa is running late this year, I have plans for the big guy for several hours ;)

2007-12-21 03:56:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

we hired this guy a year ago at our transmission shop. He was pretty bad about missing work/coming in late, etc until he got on our company health insurance (6 month waiting period) and then he just went crazy. I've checked and at no point in the last 6 months have I written him a full paycheck b/c he is constantly coming up with something that he has to go get painkillers for. We have major reason to believe he is a pill popper and he has asked other employees if they know where he can get drugs. He also never goes to the same doctor. He has missed work CONSTANTLY, but always brought dr notes.

He came in about 2 weeks ago with his arm in a sling thinkin he could actually work and draw a paycheck. Since this is a safety hazard to both him and our other employees, my owner sent him home and told him to come back when he had a dr's release on it, & not before.

Now he has applied for Mississippi unemployement saying leave of absence. yes, we made him take it. Is their anything

2007-12-21 03:56:43 · 2 answers · asked by ASH 6 in Polls & Surveys

someone told me the turtle latte's are awesome.
is this true

2007-12-21 03:56:34 · 2 answers · asked by S i r i 1 in Polls & Surveys

why is this?

2007-12-21 03:56:26 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Subject: Marketing and Advertising GAPTIDINGS AD / Yahoo! Answers
To: custserv@gap.com

To whom it may concern,

I just wanted to drop a line concerning your "Gaptidings" ad that is running incessantly on Yahoo! Answers. Now, I have been a customer of your company for years, but this ad, in all of it's overbearlingly irritating glory, has driven me completely mad and insured that I will never again set foot in a Gap store again.
Please be assured that the sentiment is shared by many other Yahoo users as well, so you can chalk this ad campaign up as a complete sucess!

Thank you for your time,
A Disloyal FORMER customer,
FooFoo DaBunniest V

2007-12-21 03:56:22 · 33 answers · asked by FooFoo says dis ees boolsheet! 5 in Polls & Surveys

None of my friends seem to get how great this thing is!

2007-12-21 03:55:17 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i had snacks a jacks in toffee yummmy!!

2007-12-21 03:54:45 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 03:54:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would have to say that it's Nat King Coles version of "The Christmas Song". I am just so tired of hearing it over and over and over and over and over again!

2007-12-21 03:54:22 · 5 answers · asked by Marina 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 03:54:05 · 40 answers · asked by kchick8080 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 03:53:48 · 22 answers · asked by don't touch my mullet 3 in Polls & Surveys

I am! Friday before Christmas and our work Christmas party is today. I'm not doing anything!

2007-12-21 03:53:11 · 10 answers · asked by curlz 6 in Polls & Surveys

yes or no. Identify the city

2007-12-21 03:52:09 · 26 answers · asked by S i r i 1 in Polls & Surveys

to deal with my addiction?

2007-12-21 03:51:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 03:51:40 · 39 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

"No, the least I can do is nothing." If not, you should try it.

2007-12-21 03:51:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys