Entertainment & Music - 19 December 2007

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St.Peter at
the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
bloodcurdling screams.
"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "what is happening?"
"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "It's only someone having
the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more bloodcurdling screams.
"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"
"Not to worry," says St.Peter, "they are just having their head
drilled to fit the halo."
Shaking her head, the old lady says, "I can't do this. I'm off down to
hell."
"You can't go there," says St. Peter, "You'll be raped and sodomized."
"Sure" says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that!"

2007-12-19 07:42:09 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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does your grocery list for the week look like mine?

1 case of beer
1 carton of cigarettes
1 big mac from McDonalds

2007-12-19 07:42:05 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you expect a Christmas present back if you give them one?

2007-12-19 07:41:55 · 11 answers · asked by maria mae 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What's left for you to do before your day is complete?

2007-12-19 07:41:50 · 4 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the best thing that happened to you today so far? Anything?

2007-12-19 07:41:32 · 9 answers · asked by Dovey 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you drink White Zinfandel?

here is what it says about women who drink Zin....

Drink: White Zin
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...

2007-12-19 07:41:28 · 31 answers · asked by slim 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Pringles. Isn't it so true that once you pop the fun don't stop?

(What's in those things?lol)

2007-12-19 07:41:23 · 12 answers · asked by Tland 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you a paranoid person?

what brought this on do you think

2007-12-19 07:41:13 · 7 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you still somewhat attractive when you completely neglect your looks?

2007-12-19 07:40:24 · 35 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys

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email i received from yahoo answers?

yesterday i had some of my Qs deleted because i violated the rules. the Qs were:
where can i buy sarees
i have my ps2 hooked to my monitor how do i get sound
how did you come up with your username( which many other people have asked and are still on yahoo answers) so i sent a message to yahoo answers saying that i felt it shouldnt have been removed. sooo i got a return e-mail today and this is all that they gave me
http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
http://qa.yahoo.com/info/community_guidelines.php
http://in.answers.yahoo.com/info/community_guidelines.php
http://in.answers.yahoo.com/info/faq
umm yeah i already know all of this stuff but they didnt actually write a reason for why my Qs were deleted...this is pure laziness. i was looking through this stuff and im still thinking what did i do that violated yahoo answers....i think someone is out to get me or something lol anyone send an e mail to yahoo answers???

2007-12-19 07:40:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do atheists marry outside there thinking?

2007-12-19 07:40:15 · 6 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Polls & Surveys

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How can you get 48 answers, when u just asked it 4 mins.ago??

i get lucky enough if ONE answers my question in 4 mins!! =)

2007-12-19 07:40:03 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Coffin's R FUN to sleep in! 3 in Polls & Surveys

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How do you keep all your ladies straight?

Wow that question can be taken so many ways.

I try and try to make you all happy.

You know made me smile on a day i thought I might try something stupid. Thanks

2007-12-19 07:39:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favorite......?

.....song from the mid to late 90s? Preferably of the top 40 or rock genre.

2007-12-19 07:39:15 · 17 answers · asked by Tiffany 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Does £85 ($170 US) sound like too much for a guy to spend on a pair of shoes?

2007-12-19 07:38:58 · 26 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Ohhh Yeaaahhh!!?

What's your favorite Kool-Aid flavor?

2007-12-19 07:38:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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i don't get it. why haven't celebrity's heard of that wonderful device known as a CONDOM?

2007-12-19 07:38:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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To Delete or not to delete?

Should I? Could I? I'd better huh?

Will it be? Another V?

2007-12-19 07:38:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think that if something or someone pricked your conscience it would be painful?

2007-12-19 07:38:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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...short survey #2 ???

1. Polka dots or stripes?
2. Are you a quitter or a chance taker?
3. Asleep or awake?
4. Can you breathe through your nose and talk at the same time??
5. Lollipops or bubble gums?
6. Red light or green light?
7. Can you say the ABC backwards?
8. Lonely or empty?
9. Laugh at you or with you?
10. Roses or sunflowers?
11. Sunrise or sunset ?
12. Was this survey fun ?

~~~~~~~~~ mine !!

1. Polka dots
2. Chance taker
3. I'm awake now....I think I should be asleep lol
4. .....lol no!
5. Bubble gums , pop!
6. Green light, moving on.......
7. z,y,w ... I can't =[ (I think I'm missing something there but I'm not sure what lol -_- )
8. Lonely , life can't be empty....
9. Laugh with me !!!!! =D lol
10. Sunflowers
11. Sunset.....nice =]
12. Well at least to me it was ! lol

~~~~~~~~~ have fun!!

2007-12-19 07:38:16 · 12 answers · asked by ★Star Girl★™ 6 in Polls & Surveys