An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St.Peter at
the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
bloodcurdling screams.
"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "what is happening?"
"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "It's only someone having
the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more bloodcurdling screams.
"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"
"Not to worry," says St.Peter, "they are just having their head
drilled to fit the halo."
Shaking her head, the old lady says, "I can't do this. I'm off down to
hell."
"You can't go there," says St. Peter, "You'll be raped and sodomized."
"Sure" says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that!"
2007-12-19 07:42:09 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha i think thats funnyyyyyy
LOL.
star
2007-12-19 07:45:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent 10/10
2007-12-19 08:25:49 · answer #2 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-12-19 07:48:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sure deserve a star for this one.
lol, 10/10, hilarious.
2007-12-19 08:38:29 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-12-19 07:47:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny,and deleting off the list all the time lol
2007-12-19 08:25:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao best one for a while
2007-12-19 08:09:28 · answer #7 · answered by S D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-19 07:46:01 · answer #8 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for you ;o )
2007-12-19 07:58:16 · answer #9 · answered by j j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty but funny!
2007-12-19 07:59:15 · answer #10 · answered by migrainegirl1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋