At a Funeral Home on top of a steep hill they were just ending a service and taking the coffin out to the hearse, when the coffin got away from the pall bearers and went rolling down the down the street on the steep hill. Horrified, everyone ran after it, but only the funeral director caught up to it. Just as he reached it, he tripped and fell on top of the coffin. He clung on for dear life as the coffin raced faster down the hill, bouncing off some parked cars and whizzed through the open doorway of a drug store at the bottom of the hill.
Now picture this in your minds eye. The funeral director says to the startled pharmacist as he whizzes past him, "Hey, what have you got to stop this coffin?"
2007-12-18
07:36:52
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