2007-12-18 07:42:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Santa says: if you're good I'll give you presents.
Jesus says: if you're good I'll give you presents (everlasting life)
Tooth Fairy says: give me your teeth & I'll give you money.
Odd one out is the Tooth Fairy because she doesn't care if you're good. She trades, the others reward.
2007-12-18 07:49:54 · answer #1 · answered by SolarFlare 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could be Santa.
When four of Santa's elves got sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit. This upset Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress! Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the sacks split and the
toys fell to the ground in the snow.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had finished off the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his desperation, he accidentally dropped the cider pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang and an irritable Santa trudged to the door which he opened to find a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
2007-12-18 08:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by William Tells 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What an obvious answer. The Tooth Fairy of course who is female. Santa and Jesus are men dur!
2007-12-18 07:50:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Children don't believe in Jesus ? as The tooth Fairy leaves money and santa leaves presents, so they must be real ~ what does Jesus leave ?
2007-12-18 07:48:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
The tooth fairy is the only one I've slept with
2007-12-18 07:46:41 · answer #5 · answered by Archie M 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The tooth fairy becuase it has nothing to do with Christmas, unless you lose a tooth on Christmas!
2007-12-18 07:46:31 · answer #6 · answered by eden 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Tooth Fairy
you believe only when you are young
2007-12-19 04:44:57 · answer #7 · answered by ....................... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, he doesn't bring you things.
Santa.. presents.
Tooth Fairy... money.
2007-12-18 07:58:21 · answer #8 · answered by truth_and_time_tells_all 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is the odd one out!! Hes the only fake
2007-12-18 07:47:21 · answer #9 · answered by I carried a Water melon!! 4 · 3⤊ 4⤋
the tooth fairy the other two are based on real people
2007-12-18 07:46:25 · answer #10 · answered by not me 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋