A young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she
lived a considerable distance away.
He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration,
that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too
romantic and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a
dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a
pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two
items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.
Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the
following letter.
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we
go
out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have
chosen
the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones(which are easier
to
remove).
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed
me
the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were
hardly
soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even
though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub
against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed
to
wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
many
other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because
they
will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming
year.
I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love,
Ron.
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them
folded down
with a little bit of fur showing
2007-12-18
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