A young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she
lived a considerable distance away.
He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration,
that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too
romantic and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a
dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a
pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two
items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.
Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the
following letter.
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we
go
out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have
chosen
the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones(which are easier
to
remove).
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed
me
the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were
hardly
soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even
though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub
against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed
to
wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
many
other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because
they
will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming
year.
I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love,
Ron.
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them
folded down
with a little bit of fur showing
2007-12-18 07:58:41 · 18 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAAHA
2007-12-18 08:01:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
2007 has been a very bad year financially. We were unable to purchase any gifts for anyone, including my children (ages 12, 16 & 17). Yet I have to say that I did receive the best gift in the world, and that is the love of my family, friends AND my children. Everyone has been so understanding! To be "fair" we tried to let everyone know that we would be unable to purchase gifts this year. Everyone was understanding, and perhaps the most amazing thing is that my children were more than understanding as well. We spent Christmas day together just talking, eating, playing games and having a great time. What better gift could someone ask for?
2016-04-10 06:27:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!
Now he'd be sure to have a very hot headed girlfriend, looking for revenge and ways to embarrass him. I know I sure woould be calling to find out what planet he was on when he chose those.
If I was sister, I'd be rolling in fits of hysterical laughter at him, and waiting for the call or visit to be expected when the girl received the most personal of gift from a guy She barely even knew.
2007-12-18 08:08:52 · answer #3 · answered by poetbjc64 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-18 08:03:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant pmsl 10/10 x
2007-12-18 09:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
let me finish the joke for you (even though i will probalby ruin a great joke)
na never mmind. i started the end but then it got to corny
2007-12-18 08:10:42 · answer #6 · answered by Catholic 14 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, very funny
2007-12-18 08:06:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ear to ear ,big smile to you
about the lips that never do.
2007-12-18 08:24:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMfreakingAO that's so hilarious i LOVE It
2007-12-18 08:03:31 · answer #9 · answered by *Heart~broken* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2007-12-18 12:36:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious lol. have a star
2007-12-18 08:04:06 · answer #11 · answered by ryanmills93 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋