Entertainment & Music - 17 December 2007

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Pamela Anderson is getting divorced again-how many saw this coming a mile away?

2007-12-17 07:42:24 · 14 answers · asked by nofear_intrepid40 1 in Celebrities

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If you were offered the last seat on the next space shuttle mission, would you go?

2007-12-17 07:41:51 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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So what do you think about someone who has a psychotic hatred for blonds?

2007-12-17 07:41:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Isn't video game mania just ridiculous?

Brawling and fist-fights in stores over Playstation 3's.
Huge lines and angry parents, literally running across busy stores.
Paying exorbitant prices, sometimes thousands of dollars more, on ebay for systems and games.
Camping outside in below zero weather just to get one of the few copies of a game.

Seriously! Can't people wait a few weeks?

I'm not a hard-core gamer, but when I want a new game, you certainly won't find me there around Christmas or release-dates. I like to think I show a little sanity.

2007-12-17 07:41:34 · 4 answers · asked by tryandfindus 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you watch soap operas?

Aren't they ridiculous! Georgie's dead and gone, but Emily's still haunting Port Charles...

2007-12-17 07:41:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE, yes its long but its very good, star if you like?

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you £800 to drop that towel, '

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129

It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'

Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: ' Sure , why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.' !

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the! tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Sh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

THIS ENDS THE 5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

2007-12-17 07:41:09 · 25 answers · asked by Bio Hazard 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Tila Tequila?

Who do you think is going to win? and why in the previews is she running after someone saying wait wait?? what do you think?

2007-12-17 07:40:47 · 9 answers · asked by hdg_vb 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Are drunk girls attractive?

here's the question..

2007-12-17 07:39:28 · 13 answers · asked by That Girl 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Why do you suppose the people on Youtube aren't listening to me?

I'm trying to get them to 'see the light' regarding Leon's obvious lack of talent and ability, but they aren't interested and I just get a load of abuse from them!

I am trying to stop them from wasting money on that single on Wednesday.

They seem to be very cross with me :-/

I only want to help!

2007-12-17 07:37:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

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funny or not!?

Roll, Roll, Roll your Jo!nt
Twisted at the end,
Lighted up and take a Puff
And pass it to a Friend!

2007-12-17 07:37:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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do you use your right or left hand?

to sign your checks?

2007-12-17 07:37:12 · 11 answers · asked by anonymous 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you be impressed if I could fit a whole banana in my mouth?

2007-12-17 07:35:32 · 14 answers · asked by StickySweet BabyBoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: In your opinion...???

what is the WORST ever Christmas song??

2007-12-17 07:35:24 · 14 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you really believe that America is the land of the free?

2007-12-17 07:34:56 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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♫ How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance?

by standing on the wall?♪

2007-12-17 07:34:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you had a Nintendo Wii, how much would you sell it for?

Some dude just sold his sons "Guitar Hero" for $9,000... I swear people are insane come Christmas time.
But I admit that I am kicking myself in the *** for not buying one sooner and selling it for $1,000 and buying a Nintendo Wii and not selling it for an obscene amount of money.
How much would you sell your Nintendo Wii, if you had one or wanted to sell it, for?

2007-12-17 07:34:36 · 10 answers · asked by *Veronica* 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Shiy, Shiy, Bang, Bang ??

will it be on this christmas and will you watch it if it is???

2007-12-17 07:34:30 · 19 answers · asked by Phoenix 2 6 in Movies

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Let's say you're on my reality dating show....?

what would your nickname be for the show? Why?

2007-12-17 07:34:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Ladies: Have you ever dated a drug dealer?

If so, what was it like?
Was it crazy night, money to burn, cops to dodge.
Or was it scary and you wanted a way out.
Or do you still date a drug dealer?

2007-12-17 07:34:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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