Mary had a little Pig
she couldn't stop it grunting
she took it down the garden path
And kicked its little Cu*t in
2007-12-17 07:30:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Manic has an answer for binker and for ko
stick your comments up your ar*e
as far as they will go
2007-12-17 07:51:39 · update #1
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
2007-12-17 07:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by kfrerotte 1 · 9⤊ 1⤋
I love hip hop. And I guess you can call me a hip hop head. But I believe true hip hop heads do listen to othergenres. Because a lot of hip hop songs combine different genres. Like the classic song by Run Dmc "Walk This Way" beleive it or not that made hip hop artists venture into different genres. But you are right. There are a lot of people out their that wouldn't give other Geres a chance. They just love hip hop and I dontthink there's anything wrong with that.
2016-05-24 09:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by desirae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little butt
And every time
She walked around
It went "Putt, Putt."
Mary had a little toe
This one went to the market
Except this time
When it came back
She took it out and stubbed it.
Mary had a little brother
She hated his little guts
She called him a little "putz"
And was beaten by her mother.
Mary had a little attitude
She snapped her fingers
And rolled her eyes
Until one day
Somebody stabbed her in the back
And up her eyes rolled in her head
Mary had a little dog
Its name was Mr. Tiny
She was neglectful
And so the dog
Bit off her little hiney.
Mary had a little "teeny weeny"
It was between her legs
It looked as though
It might poke through
And show that shes really a man.
2007-12-17 07:47:40 · answer #3 · answered by Beautiful Dreamer 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Mary had a little lamb it’s fleece was white as snow,
Everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go.
Now this got poor Mary into a lot of trouble, you know
So though her heart was pure and she meant no offence…
She had no option but to tie the little lamb to a fence.
The little lamb stood crying Baa! Baa! Mother Mary
Why do you leave me here, which is quite contrary…
To the love in your heart that I had come to know?
You stupid ***** if you did not want me to follow you
Why didn’t you cut the good girl crap and tell me so?
Baa! Baa! Dirty Mary I don’t want to see you any more.
2007-12-17 07:42:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little line
it's white but it's not snow
and every morn she'd take a sniff
and then go out to ho
2007-12-17 07:38:12 · answer #5 · answered by jezzabell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb.
its fleece was white as snow.
every where that Mary went.
The lamb was sure to go.
I like the classics.
2007-12-17 07:33:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to the heater
Every time it turned around
it burned it's little P-e-t-e-r!
2007-12-17 07:42:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little fish,
she loved it very much,
one day she hungered for a dish,
she fried him up and such
2007-12-17 07:35:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little fish
It's scales were silver white
And everywhere that Mary went
The fish couldn't go because it would bump its nose into the side of the aquarium.
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2007-12-17 07:33:16 · answer #9 · answered by tlbs101 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was quite surprised.
2007-12-17 07:33:11 · answer #10 · answered by venusazaboy 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋