Entertainment & Music - 16 December 2007

If you see a fat man

Who’s jolly and cute




Wearing a beard

And a red flannel suit,




And if he is chuckling

And laughing away,




While flying around

In a miniature sleigh


With eight tiny reindeer

To pull him along




Then let’s face it…





Your eggnog’s too strong!

2007-12-16 06:00:12 · 16 answers · asked by bellatrix 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Make sure you have a spotter for heavy lifting and acrobatic maneuvers.

2007-12-16 05:59:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He or she starts laughing? You know, the person with THE laugh that makes your hair stand on end?

2007-12-16 05:57:52 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

lesbian and a trisquit?
trisquit is a snack cracker

peeping tom and a pick-pocket?
pick-pocket snatches watches.

near-sighted marksman and a constipated owl?
marksman shoots and shoots and never hits.

girl in a bathtub and a girl in church?
girl in church has hope in her soul.

choris line and a magician?
magician has cunning stunts.

blonde girl with the runs and an epilectic cornfarmer?
cornfarmer shucks between fits.

2007-12-16 05:57:49 · 6 answers · asked by lawolifer 3 in Jokes & Riddles

.. i work at a movie theater... is that a good job??.. i work more/longer then i want.. also, what are some other low-time jobs i could be working at age fifteen in canada( not like shoveling, mowing lawn or anything like that, just a low-time real job that i could work at)

2007-12-16 05:56:51 · 4 answers · asked by kaby_125 1 in Polls & Surveys

cuz your snowblower wasn't working?
And you took off for 2 hours to go get gas for it leaving your wife alone to deal with everything?

2007-12-16 05:56:45 · 13 answers · asked by Kiss my Shaz 5 in Polls & Surveys

:)

2007-12-16 05:56:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-12-16 05:56:13 · 23 answers · asked by CherryCheri 7 in Polls & Surveys

VA Girl thinks so...(you troublemaker, you!)

2007-12-16 05:55:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 05:55:46 · 17 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for something new to try.

2007-12-16 05:55:12 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i know he doesnt present stars in your eyes any more!

2007-12-16 05:54:54 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 05:54:18 · 7 answers · asked by Cheeky 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 05:54:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 05:54:05 · 28 answers · asked by The Doctor 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 05:54:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im thinking about how much i miss my boyfriend
=(

2007-12-16 05:53:47 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puiz2Rlm23k&feature=related

P M S L!!!!!

2007-12-16 05:53:26 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I loved it, if you saw it what do you think about it?

2007-12-16 05:53:02 · 7 answers · asked by Stewhog 2 in Movies

2007-12-16 05:52:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://biz.yahoo.com/wallstreet/071214/sb119760031991928727_id.html?.v=1

Where is the love?!

2007-12-16 05:52:08 · 17 answers · asked by It's a lamp! 4 in Polls & Surveys

For me-I found out last night I dented my mothers car. It was suppose to have happened about a week and a half ago.
Seems she hit/ran something over and but a hole in the oil pan(and a dent), so while hers was being fixed--she told my step-dad the car was gone because I was "borrowing" it because mine was in the shop.

2007-12-16 05:51:38 · 18 answers · asked by Ozark Butterfly 5 in Polls & Surveys

i love to fly.

2007-12-16 05:51:15 · 67 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

which band do you like better?

2007-12-16 05:51:10 · 18 answers · asked by kelly-love x) 6 in Polls & Surveys

If so, where can i find out??

I took a test and it was negative but it might be too early...

2007-12-16 05:49:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

well, lol, i was married 3x, all in my 20's (when i knew everything) ........so, no, i'm not. ;)

2007-12-16 05:49:34 · 34 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 05:48:55 · 19 answers · asked by ISAIAH 5 in Polls & Surveys

books like Nancy drew's secret of old clock, Number 1 Ladies detective agency, 'A' for alibi all have strong willed women solving crimes.
Traditional detective hero story followed certain rules that tended to exclude and/or stereotype women. (EX- hero picks up and leaves community- harder for woman to do that and women he meets are goddess for instance). detective story might offer challengeto traditional "hero story".

What do you think? Has the detective story come a long way?


(btw you can use your own women hero books as an example) just asking your opinions.

2007-12-16 05:48:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 05:47:43 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-16 05:47:41 · 23 answers · asked by Emm H 2 in Polls & Surveys