lesbian and a trisquit?
trisquit is a snack cracker
peeping tom and a pick-pocket?
pick-pocket snatches watches.
near-sighted marksman and a constipated owl?
marksman shoots and shoots and never hits.
girl in a bathtub and a girl in church?
girl in church has hope in her soul.
choris line and a magician?
magician has cunning stunts.
blonde girl with the runs and an epilectic cornfarmer?
cornfarmer shucks between fits.
2007-12-16 05:57:49 · 6 answers · asked by lawolifer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought it was great. Have a star! I e-mailed it to two friends & printed it out for my guy.
2007-12-16 06:08:55 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad for a cunning runt!
2007-12-16 06:07:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok figured em all out but the first one.. lol
2007-12-16 06:02:40 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumb but funny LOL
2007-12-16 06:26:07 · answer #4 · answered by mnw1989 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff
2007-12-16 06:49:44 · answer #5 · answered by KnowItAll 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was dumb.
2007-12-16 06:02:44 · answer #6 · answered by Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋