What is the last thing you were blamed for but didn't do?

Question

For me-I found out last night I dented my mothers car. It was suppose to have happened about a week and a half ago.
Seems she hit/ran something over and but a hole in the oil pan(and a dent), so while hers was being fixed--she told my step-dad the car was gone because I was "borrowing" it because mine was in the shop.

Answer 1

whenever my sister's mad at me she'll seriously bite herslef and then run downstairs and tell my mom that i bit her.

Answer 2

I have grabbed a handful of those white dots you get when making holes in paper and thrown them in the air for fun and now whenever anyone does it..I get the blame and get handed the broom!!

Answer 3

Last night the little boy that I watch asked me if I broke his Christmas statue that lights up. I told him that I didnt, because it was his little cousin that did on Thursday. He said, Yes, you did. So I said ok.

Answer 4

I got blamed for meeting a guy my parents don't know. Apparently taking an innocent walk is suddenly illegal.

Answer 5

My mom used to do that. Blame stuff on my brother and me coz she didn't think Dad would hit us.

Answer 6

Starting a family feud.

Answer 7

Spilling cheese and chocolate on my father's suit.
It's a long story.

Answer 8

Deleting the songs from my husbands I-pod : )~

Answer 9

putting apples in a cheese cake

Answer 10

a burp D:
my brother is meann.
twas a loud and gross one too O.o