Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2007

This is really cute. Thought I would pass it along and share a smile with you.

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco . The pastor
of the church was looking over the crèche when he noticed that the baby
Jesus was missing from among the figures. He hurried outside and saw a
little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the
little infant Jesus.

So he walked up to the boy and said, 'Well, where did you get your
passenger, my fine friend?'

The little boy replied, 'I got Him at church.'

'And why did you take Him?'

The boy explained, 'Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the
little Lord Jesus and I told Him if He would bring me a red wagon for
Christmas I would give Him a ride around the block in it.'

An Early MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!

STAR AND PASSI IT ALONG TO YOUR FRIENDS SO THAT THEY CAN SMILE, TOO!

sANDY :o)

2007-12-13 01:56:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A small 1 SEATER plane crashed into a cemetery. Police have recovered 102 bodies so far and will continue to dig throughout the night.

2007-12-13 01:56:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do most of them live on Reservations or something?

2007-12-13 01:55:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yardbirds - For Your Love

Looking for new options!

2007-12-13 01:55:43 · 17 answers · asked by James M 6 in Rock and Pop

The car looks great and all, but just a little surprised they went with a stang.. What do you think?

http://tv.yahoo.com/show/345/photos/1#goto_1

2007-12-13 01:55:15 · 8 answers · asked by Jason 3 in Polls & Surveys

This Q was deleted last night. I just wanted to try it again.

2007-12-13 01:53:51 · 31 answers · asked by Mandy--relatively harmless 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 01:53:16 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 01:52:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Subject: Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield ....




My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time
an egg.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she
won't drink from my glass!

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy
negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home. 'I went
over. Nobody was home!

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, 'Are you
going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate my self now.'

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you
put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off .

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the
roaches hang themselves.

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?'
He said, 'Because you came home early.'

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the
Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had
anything to play with.

2007-12-13 01:52:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-13 01:52:32 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have been. It took me a long time to get to that point but nothing is more disappointing than having to deal with drama!!! I just don't have time for it anymore!!!

2007-12-13 01:51:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 01:51:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 01:51:13 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 01:50:30 · 18 answers · asked by Harley Mama!! 7 in Polls & Surveys

you a hug today, that way i get hugs too.


{{{{{{hug}}}}}}

2007-12-13 01:50:21 · 13 answers · asked by ilovemessages 7 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is 142 mph...ish.....?

2007-12-13 01:50:06 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 01:49:43 · 3 answers · asked by . 5 in Reality Television

2007-12-13 01:49:29 · 53 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

I LOVE that show! Unfortunately, it may be the end because NBC got sued and they were not following protocol in catching the pervs.

2007-12-13 01:49:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

I know what it is but can you guess from my avatar?

2007-12-13 01:49:23 · 23 answers · asked by Evangeline A 1 in Horoscopes

2007-12-13 01:48:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 01:48:32 · 18 answers · asked by Eliza D 6 in Polls & Surveys

I just have those candles in my windows and a wreath on the door.. probably do the tree thing this weekend

2007-12-13 01:48:30 · 23 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Its early right now and i cant go to sleep
D:
im getting ready for school

2007-12-13 01:46:52 · 8 answers · asked by Not Hipster. 3 in Polls & Surveys

Long ,long ago I was taken to a performance in Yorkshire that had a brass band and choir. It was brilliant. I'd love to have a recording of something similar.

2007-12-13 01:46:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Classical

2007-12-13 01:43:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Its important to work hard and everything, but some people get into it so much that I can't understand it.

2007-12-13 01:42:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or what's the most unique thing you can think of to do with duct tape? Seems it is good for everything.

2007-12-13 01:42:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I saw pictures of the Cover Girl shots on another website...Jenah's neck was all wrinkly, Chantal looked old....I noticed on the finale that they must have used photoshot to really brush over the photos and make them look stunning.

But I was completely shocked when Chantal got through! I never thought Jenah would go home.

2007-12-13 01:39:39 · 11 answers · asked by Rachel 7 in Reality Television

Ok, I actually have a real question, as opposed to the stupid ones I ususally ask.

Here's the deal. For the last few weeks I've been getting phone calls on a daily basis from a collection agency. Luckily, I'm not the person they want. They keep asking for someone named John somethin...Every time they call I tell them they have the wrong person and they say they'll take the number off of the file and then, like clockwork they call again the next day and we have the exact same conversation.

I finally got pretty p*ssy with them yesterday so hopefully they wont call anymore. But if they keep it up, is there something I can do to get this cleared up and get them to stop calling me? I mean, legally at some point doesn't this become harassment or something?



Any suggestions would be appreciated.

2007-12-13 01:39:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys