Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2007

He had a picture of a bottle of Pride cleaner and Joy dish washing liquid.

And he said, do you want to see my kids, pride and joy?

And I was like, your kids are cleaning products?

And his wife goes, You are just suppose to say do you want to see my pride and joy.

And he was like, Oh ok.

I guess this would be more appealing if you were there.

2007-12-13 08:06:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or do you always like to drop it in the mailbox yourself, or have it mailed to you

2007-12-13 08:06:40 · 11 answers · asked by BUK(cachinnate) 2 in Polls & Surveys

The five questions are:

1 - "What are you thinking?"
2 - "Do you love me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would you do if I died?"


What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly.

For example:

1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things: a - Baseball
b - Football
c - How fat you are.
d - How much prettier she is than you.
e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died

2007-12-13 08:04:23 · 9 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Jokes & Riddles

wait, wait. give a dog a what?!

do you like peanut butter?

2007-12-13 08:04:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 08:04:03 · 20 answers · asked by travlove36 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm from brasil and i would like to go to UK, but if I'll go alone I'll be lost.....

PS: I'm a poor boy, but I'm not dirty

2007-12-13 08:03:54 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I like romantic movies especially Emma, Pride and Prejudice and Persuasion by Jane Austen. I like the ones like Pride and Prejudice where at first they hate each other and then they fall in love. I saw that BBC one of North and South with Thornton and it was kind of like Pride and Prejudice. Anyone know of any movies? I've seen the different adaptions like Pride and Prejudice so im looking for different movies. Thanks

2007-12-13 08:03:28 · 12 answers · asked by Iris S 2 in Movies

your turkey this year... or do you prefer... like me to cook it seperate ....and have a little bit on the side... ;)

Jen x x

2007-12-13 08:03:27 · 13 answers · asked by Jens 5 in Polls & Surveys

This test was developed as an age test by R and D Department of Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake, The average person over 40 can not do it.

1. this is this cat.
2 . this is is cat.
3 this is how cat.
4 this is to cat
5 this is keep cat
6 this is an cat.
7 this is old cat.
8 this is fart cat.
9 this is busy cat
10 this is for cat
11 this is forty cat.
12 this is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down,


Gotcha didn't i....

2007-12-13 08:03:03 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have a left shoe, some expired postage stamps, a lightly-used adult undergarment, and some Brylcreem.

2007-12-13 08:01:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok So Anan Ortiz, who come out in the show Ugly betty and play's the part of betty's older sister, came out in the show Dr. Quenn; Medicine Woman. Now I'm wondering when she came out in that show, what role did she play, cause I watch that show with my mom and I don't remmeber Ortiz coming out in it? If someone knows what role Ortiz played, let me know please.

2007-12-13 08:01:43 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

i'd say who, but blushing that much just isn't fun.
so i'll go with:
i fancy.. a cup of tea (;

2007-12-13 08:01:19 · 13 answers · asked by andybby 3 in Polls & Surveys

love someone and tried so hard to tell them without saying it. Then something bad happens to them and you comfort them and then they move on. I have and it sucks can't people read between the lines.

2007-12-13 08:01:10 · 2 answers · asked by Kit Kat 2 in Polls & Surveys

it is a wood burning stove and I have fire wood on the porch I have a lighter and newpaper do I open the flu or close it when I first start any pointers will be appreciated.

2007-12-13 08:01:00 · 2 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

...If you did not have to worry about the cost...that you would love to have this year, or even buy for yourself.

2007-12-13 07:58:57 · 31 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 07:58:49 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

My friend who is
black said to me this morning.
when i was born i was black.
when i burn, i'm black
when i grow up i'm black
when i go in the sun i'm black
when i am cold i'm black
when i'm scared i'm black
when i'm sick i'm black
and when i die i'm black.

and you white Lady
when you are born you are pink
when you grow up you are white
when you go in the sun you are red
when you are cold you are blue
when you are scared you are yellow
when you are sick you are green
and when you die you are grey.


and ya know what you call me coloured

2007-12-13 07:58:39 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-13 07:58:21 · 35 answers · asked by Queen of Beer 7 in Polls & Surveys

"Sh*t on a Shingle" ? Poor peoples food! I think they served it alot in the military. I had 6 brothers, Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, and Special Forces, they all ate it!!! Do you remember it??

2007-12-13 07:58:00 · 5 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

Hate emails today ?

2007-12-13 07:57:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 07:56:59 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 07:56:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

am I too cynical?

2007-12-13 07:55:49 · 3 answers · asked by ditdit 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am a child of the sixties and was just wondering. I just received a birthday card that plays that song from Xanadu.

2007-12-13 07:55:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 07:54:52 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 07:54:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

trade me for this package of paperclips? How about this pile of assorted cd's?? I also have
tshirt
hat
old watch
catchers mitt
nerf football
flashlight incl 2 dead batteries!!
clock radio
copy of Iceland:Land of Sagas book
remote control for my old tv
old cell phone
half book of stamps
a can of compressed air for cleaning keyboard
wireless mouse
brand new red blanket in package
extension cord

what do you got??

2007-12-13 07:54:20 · 10 answers · asked by jeenious 5 in Polls & Surveys

What other type of "breaks" do you associate with feeling good?

2007-12-13 07:54:18 · 4 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys

I did.............

2007-12-13 07:53:20 · 7 answers · asked by MrRight 3 in Comics & Animation

that you e mail back and forth and get kinky with....??????/

2007-12-13 07:53:16 · 17 answers · asked by missy b 6 in Polls & Surveys