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My friend who is
black said to me this morning.
when i was born i was black.
when i burn, i'm black
when i grow up i'm black
when i go in the sun i'm black
when i am cold i'm black
when i'm scared i'm black
when i'm sick i'm black
and when i die i'm black.

and you white Lady
when you are born you are pink
when you grow up you are white
when you go in the sun you are red
when you are cold you are blue
when you are scared you are yellow
when you are sick you are green
and when you die you are grey.


and ya know what you call me coloured

2007-12-13 07:58:39 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

26 answers

OMG!!!!
completely awesome!
we just cant keep u down!
u rock,gal!

2007-12-14 01:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by Lawyered 3 · 2 0

I think thats great!! But I think a few people will start claiming racism. Which is comical, because my pal Jason is crying with laughter and he's Nigerian, you don't get much blacker than him. Honestly, poor guys convulsing, If he keeps this up I'm sure he's gonna break a rib.
All he keeps saying is ' you're coloured!' and starts laughing again. lol.
Thanx for livening up an otherwise long, boring night at the office!!!! Have a star as well.

2007-12-13 18:00:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny! 100!

2007-12-13 16:12:18 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Very good. I recently moved to an area where people focus very much on the color of you skin. I used to live in an area where you could be red, yellow, black, brown, or the palest of whites, and nobody cared. It's been a hard adjustment.

2007-12-13 16:04:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's funny

2007-12-13 20:44:54 · answer #5 · answered by jemark 6 · 0 0

thats pretty funny just would b hard to rember

2007-12-13 16:08:11 · answer #6 · answered by mike = ) 3 · 0 0

This one made me smile. Here is star.

2007-12-14 09:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by kawnbefe 2 · 1 0

Funny, but true.

2007-12-13 16:35:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Has somebody been to Achill then?

2007-12-13 16:05:33 · answer #9 · answered by stoopid 4 · 0 0

omfg did i mention the F!

2007-12-13 16:12:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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