Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2007

2007-12-13 07:29:10 · 21 answers · asked by orange c 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 07:28:12 · 4 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!''
Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''




A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, ''Can I help you?''

''Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines.''

What did the blonde call her pet zebra?

Spot.

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.

Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."




Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.
The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!''
The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!''
The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''

2007-12-13 07:27:36 · 13 answers · asked by Silent Anger 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!"

She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise."

"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew. "

2007-12-13 07:26:48 · 11 answers · asked by Toothepaste Kisses-* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-13 07:26:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I live in Edinburgh Scotland.

2007-12-13 07:25:32 · 53 answers · asked by Closed 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 07:25:21 · 7 answers · asked by Cheeky 6 in Polls & Surveys

Not just for private use...hehe

2007-12-13 07:24:26 · 19 answers · asked by luxxx ♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

If you've noticed in the little mermaid and sponge bob square pants they have fire under water, so If you set a house on fire with their type of fire how would you get it out?

Just something my friend noticed so i was like hmm intersting..So what do u ppl think?

2007-12-13 07:23:40 · 4 answers · asked by The Book Smart Game Freak 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Answer honestly

2007-12-13 07:23:13 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you have on your tree?

2007-12-13 07:22:43 · 37 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Polls & Surveys

i don't think so but feel free to disagree but please provide information about what you think i need to argue with my friends about this so i need facts thanks.

2007-12-13 07:22:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

say, do, or think ?

2007-12-13 07:21:47 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

....so he can add it to his nifty utility belt & defeat bad guys in an emergency?

2007-12-13 07:21:18 · 3 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys

would you be rackin in the dough?

2007-12-13 07:19:47 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 07:18:59 · 20 answers · asked by The Sidewalkinator 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 07:18:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know this makes me sound like a computer geek(I'm not by the way, infact I'm hardly on the computer) but for me it's my USB pen as if I hadn't of got it I would have never downloading the N-game onto it, and then I wouldn't have gone to the OLc pretending to do hwk when I was actually playing on the N-game, and if I hadn't of gone there I wouldn't have met Steph(Charley's(my exgirlfriend's) and my bestfriend) so I would never have met Charley and if I hadn't have met Charley I'd still think I was useless at getting a girlfriend and getting friends at that, so it's my most treasured item seen as it has brought me loads of new friends and bestfriends(one of them being my exgirlfriend as we're still bestfriends) and even though it only cost £10 and the fact that it broke a couple of days ago making it worthless, I couldn't possibly put a high enough price on it as it gaves me a great friendship full of great friends who I wouldn't trade for the world.
What's your most treasured possesion?

2007-12-13 07:18:32 · 23 answers · asked by Lily R 6 in Polls & Surveys

* Kisses from my son
*The National Anthem at any sporting event
*puppies
*Fall and football games
*love with no strings attached

2007-12-13 07:18:26 · 5 answers · asked by orange c 4 in Polls & Surveys

i really want to see it when it comes out on dvd next week. did anyone see it and what did you think?

2007-12-13 07:18:18 · 8 answers · asked by fantasy gal 5 in Movies

this is not so easy!

Can you find the C? ( a good exercise for your eyes)

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and if you fond the c ..............;
search for the 6!

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2007-12-13 07:16:32 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...in generating rapid, violent mood swings and irrational behavior: Steroids or estrogen?

2007-12-13 07:16:15 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you had to do one thing to save the world

a)would you go hunting with dick cheney blindfolded

b)party with Bill Clinton in the whitehouse ( while hillary is out of town)

c)play no limit hold-em with George Bush with your life savings.

d) Go off-roading with Al gore in a public land

e) none of the above, I'd rather smoke a joint with Rush Limbaugh.

EXPLAIN WHY

2007-12-13 07:15:45 · 4 answers · asked by gr 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 07:15:35 · 12 answers · asked by not me 6 in Polls & Surveys

& which one is your toking room?

2007-12-13 07:15:32 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

already tired of the presidential debates??

I think they have way too many.

2007-12-13 07:15:08 · 23 answers · asked by bwmorency 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 07:14:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 07:13:49 · 17 answers · asked by sKiTtLeS 1 in Polls & Surveys

as in fell

2007-12-13 07:13:25 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 07:12:43 · 4 answers · asked by VN 4 in Polls & Surveys