There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!''
Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, ''Can I help you?''
''Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines.''
What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot.
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.
The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!''
The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!''
The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''
2007-12-13 07:27:36 · 13 answers · asked by Silent Anger 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I really loved your jokes Kara ' really funny/I loved em all but the first one was funny about the madman driving down the street' as i agree there' are hundreds of them always driving crazy .. here's your star.
2007-12-13 08:09:40 · answer #1 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I love the blonde one
and the sumo one
2007-12-13 14:04:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved the blonde joke, but it was kinda gross. Oh well, have a star anyways. <3
2007-12-13 07:48:06 · answer #3 · answered by Lady K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first 2 werent funny. blonde one was disgusting but funny. and the last one was funny. =]
2007-12-13 09:17:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the one about the office guy and the phone that made me laugh!!
2007-12-13 07:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by Rosie :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like them
2007-12-13 11:38:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jade T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nicely done. I have not heard any of these before!! That made my day. They are all very funny!
Thanks for the laugh--------------------Have a ST*R!!
2007-12-13 08:05:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE THE BLONDE JOKE!!!!
2007-12-13 07:38:46 · answer #8 · answered by pgnprincess1212 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the buisnessman one was so FUNNY!! LMAO! star for u
2007-12-13 08:01:22 · answer #9 · answered by Samuel L. Jackson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i laughed at all of em
2007-12-13 12:25:55 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋