A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!"
She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise."
"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew. "
2007-12-13 07:26:48 · 11 answers · asked by Toothepaste Kisses-* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thatls a good one I lol'd. Have a star.
2007-12-13 07:40:54 · answer #1 · answered by Tennis Lover 23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 9/10
2007-12-13 15:46:36 · answer #2 · answered by Kelsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it.
Funny joke.
2007-12-13 15:29:59 · answer #3 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one before.
2007-12-15 20:03:11 · answer #4 · answered by Story Crew Agent KH-MMPPP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny joke
2007-12-13 19:41:24 · answer #5 · answered by Jade T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-13 15:43:36 · answer #6 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...I'll remember that one.
2007-12-13 21:41:45 · answer #7 · answered by Jeannie Welsch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, what an idiot, cute joke :)
2007-12-13 15:37:38 · answer #8 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao,ha ha ha ,lol
2007-12-13 15:42:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-14 15:42:09 · answer #10 · answered by love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋