Entertainment & Music - 8 December 2007

2007-12-08 06:46:07 · 4 answers · asked by Strong HandZ 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 06:45:46 · 18 answers · asked by ღαlyȿȿαღ 4 in Polls & Surveys

are told they are being relieved of duty due to defense budget cutbacks, as compensation they can have $10,000 for every inch from one part of their body to another.
The first general says "I'll have from my toes to the top of my head" The medical examiner in charge says "that's 72 inches, so here's $720,000"
The second general says "I'll have from my toes to the tips of my fingers when my arms are over my head." The medical examiner says, "that's 92 inches, so here's $920,000"
The third general says "I'll have from the end of my dick to my balls" The medical examiner says "Ok, drop your trousers and we'll measure the distance"
When the general drops his pants the examiner says "where are your balls?"
The general says" in a paddy field in south Vietnam!!"

2007-12-08 06:44:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Are you having a "I hate my job" day? Try this:



On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson". Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested". Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company."

2007-12-08 06:43:20 · 11 answers · asked by Scooter_The_Squirrels_Wifey 6 in Jokes & Riddles

...who couldn't stay out of trouble if you paid them? I call them 'awesome.'

2007-12-08 06:42:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

black panther........
or is that just wishful thinking on my part...Meoooow......lol

the 1 thats makes me purrrr gets the 10 points....lol

2007-12-08 06:42:12 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 06:42:11 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 06:42:03 · 10 answers · asked by Strong HandZ 1 in Polls & Surveys

He's cheap as well!!

Don't know if he can do We will Rock you or We are the champions though!

2007-12-08 06:41:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

You only have two facial hair options, stubble all over or a soul patch. Not many people go for either of those looks, why not have more options. I have a beard but none of the options for the avatars even come close to what i have.

2007-12-08 06:40:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just came from that site "post secrets." Where a bunch of stranger send anonymous letters about their "deepest confessions." Reading some of the confessions on there and just other things these days. I have to wonder, are people too honest today? We're a very OPEN society. Especially with the internet being so endless and anonymous. And I gotta admit. . . their a lot of questionable people out there. Really says a lot. . .

Are we too much of an open society?

(To my contacts. You know who are. I'm NOT talking about you!)

Thoughts?

2007-12-08 06:40:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That really pisses me off! Does this happen to anyone else?

2007-12-08 06:40:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 06:40:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 06:39:46 · 4 answers · asked by Chichiri 1 in Other - Television

2007-12-08 06:39:44 · 16 answers · asked by hedZy ♀ The Dancing Banana 4 in Rock and Pop

.....When your wanting to catch a certain someones attension???

2007-12-08 06:39:31 · 12 answers · asked by Silence 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 06:39:06 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 06:39:01 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

Yes, we know Dimebag died today, also.

Lets give them both our respects.

Say something nice!

2007-12-08 06:38:28 · 4 answers · asked by This Is Radio Clash 6 in Rock and Pop

i find tarantula hard to say for some reason. what are some words you find difficult. not nessisarly long words..but. yah. =]

2007-12-08 06:38:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 06:38:23 · 5 answers · asked by ɫɦɾouɡɦ ɫɦɛ ɛɣɛʂ oʄ ɫɦɛ ɑvɛɴɢɛd 6 in Polls & Surveys

actually i already asked this question, but i need more DIFFERENT people to answer. so if you answered already, please, PLEASE don't answer again. thanx!!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-08 06:38:15 · 6 answers · asked by cececinnamon 2 in Polls & Surveys

My picks are: Jennifer Aniston, Katie Holmes, Ben Affleck and Kevin Costner !!

2007-12-08 06:37:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you think that means I'm fat?

2007-12-08 06:37:32 · 8 answers · asked by LifeIsFunny 1 in Polls & Surveys

who is a better actor?

I love casablanca and north by northwest.

2007-12-08 06:36:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

give the best answer to one of your fans or contacts..... even if his was not the best but you wanted to give him as he always answers your questions?!

2007-12-08 06:36:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or is that just me????

2007-12-08 06:35:38 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

plz pass on tryin to get 1000

2007-12-08 06:35:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's so funny!!!!!!

2007-12-08 06:34:25 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

..I think its possible

2007-12-08 06:33:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television