Three ex-generals in the US army....?

Question

are told they are being relieved of duty due to defense budget cutbacks, as compensation they can have $10,000 for every inch from one part of their body to another.
The first general says "I'll have from my toes to the top of my head" The medical examiner in charge says "that's 72 inches, so here's $720,000"
The second general says "I'll have from my toes to the tips of my fingers when my arms are over my head." The medical examiner says, "that's 92 inches, so here's $920,000"
The third general says "I'll have from the end of my dick to my balls" The medical examiner says "Ok, drop your trousers and we'll measure the distance"
When the general drops his pants the examiner says "where are your balls?"
The general says" in a paddy field in south Vietnam!!"

Answer 1

that was boss!!! i cant wait to tell my dad. vietnam vet, 24 yrs army. he'll love it!

Answer 2

HA! Funny. I luv hearin new jokes.

If u like jokes so much, try this one on for size!:

There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."

One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.

"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.

"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."

! ! ! LoL ! ! !

(ps, thanx 4 the laugh!)

Answer 3

Actually, we had far more success in Afghanistan back when we had far fewer troops. Special Operations Command deployed troops in the hundreds, not thousands. They integrated with the locals with far less impact and conflict. Besides, the SF I knew back in the day were all pot smoking longhairs with AKs.

Answer 4

Not working.

Answer 5

lol im gonna forward this to my dad who was a marine and my uncle who wa sin the army!!! great joke

Answer 6

if they are ex-generals, how are they being relieved from duty

Answer 7

That was a damn good joke!

Answer 8

loved it

Answer 9

Ha, Ha, ha. Very good.!!!

Answer 10

well.lol