Are you having a "I hate my job" day? Try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson". Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested". Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company."
2007-12-08 06:43:20 · 11 answers · asked by Scooter_The_Squirrels_Wifey 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao...star
2007-12-08 06:48:01 · answer #1 · answered by layanne1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-14 02:31:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-12-08 07:36:25 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Jen♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are about the five billionth person to post this joke. Find something original.
2007-12-08 15:07:23 · answer #4 · answered by Hamlette 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was just promoted to this position
2007-12-08 06:58:02 · answer #5 · answered by Levi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You thimk that sucks....try working with senior citizens all day.
2007-12-08 15:53:27 · answer #6 · answered by Little Sammy Sam 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe lol
a star for u! =)
2007-12-08 06:50:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz funnah..
2007-12-08 07:00:46 · answer #8 · answered by ~KLUMSY~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
XD wow. gross
2007-12-08 06:48:30 · answer #9 · answered by ♥audrey hepburn♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-08 06:56:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋