Entertainment & Music - 8 December 2007

2007-12-08 06:31:57 · 24 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 06:31:43 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and forget the world around you for one day, that is what i need today.

2007-12-08 06:31:41 · 21 answers · asked by carpathian3030 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 06:31:03 · 21 answers · asked by Miss T 7 in Polls & Surveys

or should'nt i??? I can't decide....Hmmmm..wot do yous think?

2007-12-08 06:30:04 · 19 answers · asked by †100% Angel† 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have 94, how many do you have?
If you answer can you star this question?

2007-12-08 06:29:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who lets you know it?

2007-12-08 06:28:33 · 30 answers · asked by Harley Mama!! 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 06:28:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!”

The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!” Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, “Damn it, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”

2007-12-08 06:28:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

your thoughts on the judges comments ?

2007-12-08 06:28:06 · 13 answers · asked by ♥BEX♥ 7 in Reality Television

Man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.' 'You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything seems to be OK, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently to you, but your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.'
Now the bloke groans a bit but the doctor goes on, 'You've got £9,000 compensation coming to you and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact. But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch.'
The bloke perks up at this.
'So the thing is' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for a nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.'
So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the next day.
'So' says the doctor 'Have you spoken with your wife?'
'I have.' says the fellow.
'And has she helped you in making the decision?'
'She has' says the bloke.
'And what is it?' asks the doctor...





'We're having a new kitchen

2007-12-08 06:27:31 · 17 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

who is a better actor?

2007-12-08 06:27:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 06:25:29 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which would uu rather be?

i'd rather be Size 0

LoveagenessXo*

2007-12-08 06:25:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Okay, I just watched the video to Cyclone by Baby Bash....Seriously, it's like porn, how could he set such a terrible example for young girls. I'm only 16 and now I feel like an ugly bag of sh1t after watching that video. Watch it and tell me what u think...

2007-12-08 06:25:24 · 2 answers · asked by Allie G 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 06:24:53 · 3 answers · asked by St. John Bosco 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 06:24:22 · 5 answers · asked by Cliff 6 in Polls & Surveys

He Ate Very Little, Which Made Him Frail.

He Also Suffered From Bad Breath On This Odd Diet.

This Made Him------------(Oh, this is soo bad------It's good)

Ready?

A Super Calloused Fragile Mystic, Hexed By Halitosis!

2007-12-08 06:23:30 · 6 answers · asked by Moody Red 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-08 06:23:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or would you keep it for yourself? Love, honey

2007-12-08 06:22:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what would you say is the most difficult instrument to play classical? and why?

2007-12-08 06:22:45 · 16 answers · asked by cleo 2 in Classical

I would bring back Freddie Mercury, Princess Diana, and Jimi Hendrix just for the heck of it.

2007-12-08 06:22:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anthony M 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 06:22:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

Which celeb would you most like to see being bashed round the head with one of those blow-up hammers u can get at the fair?
Mine would have to be 'Dr' Gillian McKeith she really gets on my nerves lol!

2007-12-08 06:21:33 · 28 answers · asked by Rubber * Duckie 4 in Polls & Surveys

i hate mine. i work in retail and it sucks!

2007-12-08 06:21:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That they left out the most shocking part in the Golden Compass, about her father explaining what dust is, and opening the path to the other world? They stopped the movie pretty much right when I was really getting into it. I was like what the heck? why stop here?

2007-12-08 06:20:39 · 4 answers · asked by Jen 5 in Movies

2007-12-08 06:20:28 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

tell me if you think it's funny, or if it's a no-go
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired.

“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. ‘Want to have some fun?’”

“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”

“Thank you!” the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say,”Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!”

2007-12-08 06:20:28 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-08 06:19:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

At the start of the X Factor when Niki was telling her story they were playing a lovely piece of what sounded like classical music does anyone have any idea what it is called.

Thanks in advance for any answers

2007-12-08 06:19:24 · 2 answers · asked by suzanne w 2 in Other - Entertainment