A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!”
The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!” Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, “Damn it, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”
2007-12-08 06:28:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA! Itz u again! Well, here's another joke . . .
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step. So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still could not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.
So with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him ''How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!! ''
At this the Texan drawled, ''Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.''
LOL!
2007-12-08 06:50:33 · answer #1 · answered by There Is A Punk @ Yahoo.com 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Few week ago I decided to walk to my friend at her university at 11 at night, planned my trip on google maps yet still walked the wrong way and walked down a pitch black street 3 miles long in the countryside until I arrived at a petrol station to ask where I was, then I walked back again through the 3 mile road with a can of aerosol and a lighter encase anyone planned attacked me in the dark, then when I was like ten yards away from leaving the road, I realized I had a powerful torch on my lighter and I had been longing for it to come in use for months. And a couple of weeks ago I ignored a ton of warning signs saying 'danger quarry in use' yet still walked through the barbed wired fence and almost drowned in a mud river what looked really shallow.
2016-04-08 01:49:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok - this one made me giggle - but the christmas joke was far better (but it's worth a star anyway) and my husband is still laughing. Anyway keep going on - I still feel some laughter coming on.
LG-P
2007-12-08 06:52:43 · answer #3 · answered by Pandorra 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was the bomb! i gotta give ya 1 back. i hope u like it. a guy dies n goes 2 hell. satan asks him did u drink on earth? he says yeah a little. satan says youll love it here monday thats all we do. satan asks how about weed did you try that on earth? the guy says yeah i smoked a little. satan says youll love it here tuesday thats all we do all day!satan says how about homosexuality did you try that on earth? the guy says no way not even a little. satan say well boy ur gonna hate it here on wednesday!
2007-12-08 08:37:31 · answer #4 · answered by lil_fyter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was too funny! Star for your joke!
2007-12-08 06:32:06 · answer #5 · answered by rexski 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny lol !!
Heres one:whats a fish without a "i"or eye??
Fsh.lol
2007-12-08 06:38:51 · answer #6 · answered by Aryan Y 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats so funny
2007-12-08 06:31:18 · answer #7 · answered by malgosia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-08 06:45:54 · answer #8 · answered by KellyG 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-12-08 06:50:18 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-08 07:05:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋