Entertainment & Music - 8 December 2007

Hot Pizza from a vending machine?

2007-12-08 10:47:41 · 21 answers · asked by myke1393 3 in Polls & Surveys

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years!"

2007-12-08 10:47:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-08 10:47:03 · 24 answers · asked by yelhsa 4 in Rock and Pop

2007-12-08 10:46:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when will episode 10 play?? it wasnt a 10 episode season was it?!?! i wanan see after the hurricanneee. gaby was maried to victor who was killed so he is the husband that mary alice narrated to have died. so wtf ? is tom n the kids ok??...WHAT ABOUT THE CAT!?!?! :O
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2007-12-08 10:46:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

have you had someone stalk your questions just to leave hateful answers??

This is the first time that it has happened to me!!
What drives people to be so hateful to someone they don't even know??

2007-12-08 10:45:56 · 26 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

MY HERO'S HAVE______________?

2007-12-08 10:45:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

COMMANDMENT 1
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so are thunder and lightning.

COMMANDMENT 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

COMMANDMENT 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

COMMANDMENT 4
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

COMMANDMENT 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing.
Either the car is new or the wife is.

COMMANDMENT 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one.
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

COMMANDMENT 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

COMMANDMENT 8
Every man wants a wife, who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.

COMMANDMENT 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.

COMMANDMENT 10
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.

2007-12-08 10:45:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-08 10:44:54 · 4 answers · asked by Melanie 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 10:44:49 · 67 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

When you watch animated things like The Simpsons or Rugrats ..and then you see who the people who do the voices are, And then when you watch it again does it seem different?

Thanks
Merry Christmas x

2007-12-08 10:44:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My 6 year old son is running through the house, jumping on the couch singing "It's the final countdown" !! LMAO ! It's on a commercial for some Mario Bros. new game !!!

2007-12-08 10:43:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when sat at your computer desk

2007-12-08 10:43:01 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If she’s going to insist on kissing me on the mouth before bedtime, to at least remove the chewing tobacco beforehand.

2007-12-08 10:42:32 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Bi female currently dating my 1st real girlfriend. Its really special to me - she's older than me (in her late 30s) and she has taught me so much!
I've been racking my brain trying to think what to get her for xmas. She has a good income and lavishes lots of gifts on me - I would just like to show her my appreciation. Any ideas?

2007-12-08 10:42:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

which disney movie do you like better?

2007-12-08 10:42:06 · 52 answers · asked by kelly-love x) 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 10:41:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 10:41:37 · 22 answers · asked by psttt this is my main account 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 10:41:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They show it every christmas on "TBS"

2007-12-08 10:40:49 · 13 answers · asked by travlove36 6 in Polls & Surveys

A very warm welcome to all can be expected!!

Thanks ever so much for your answers :)

2007-12-08 10:40:34 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

since joining Yahoo A&Q

I have

2007-12-08 10:40:33 · 18 answers · asked by Sir Reginald Whiskers 3 in Polls & Surveys

They're all so good!

2007-12-08 10:38:11 · 15 answers · asked by Cam1051Sec 5 in Rock and Pop

SHE GOT THE GOLD MINE_________________?

2007-12-08 10:37:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

2007-12-08 10:37:36 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-08 10:37:00 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i do have one that i avoid especially (im not going to say it)....why? because i have had the worst experiences several times with this particular sign, regardless of the rest of the chart....i didnt even know their charts, yet they all failed in the end, terribly. it seems as though i only attract the worst out of that sign for me.

i would still be friends with a guy of this sign i avoid for love relationships (i do have a few of them), but no further than that.

2007-12-08 10:36:44 · 20 answers · asked by ILoveGreen ZipZapZop 4 in Horoscopes

LET'S ALL GO_________________?

2007-12-08 10:36:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

2007-12-08 10:36:14 · 26 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Every now and then, someone asks a question about what they don't like in guys and you see this long list:

1. skinny guys
2. fat guys
3. doesn't look after his body
4. obsesses over his body
5. he cries
6. he does not cry
7. he's too bossy
8. he's not assertive
9. he never calls me
10. he always calls me
11. he has too many girl friends
12. he doesn't have enough girl friends

Good luck; you're gonna have a hard time finding the perfect guy. Actually, you'll never find him.

2007-12-08 10:34:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys