COMMANDMENT 1
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so are thunder and lightning.
COMMANDMENT 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
COMMANDMENT 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
COMMANDMENT 4
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
COMMANDMENT 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing.
Either the car is new or the wife is.
COMMANDMENT 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one.
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
COMMANDMENT 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
COMMANDMENT 8
Every man wants a wife, who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
COMMANDMENT 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.
COMMANDMENT 10
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
2007-12-08 10:45:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!! That was so funny!!! It had me laughing so hard my sides hurt!!! I had a really crappy weekend and I really needed a laugh!! Thank you!!!
2007-12-10 05:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is so true i love the
COMMANDMENT 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing.
Either the car is new or the wife is.
Haha Rofl
2007-12-09 19:42:16 · answer #2 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-12-08 12:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by Who Knew? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, happy laughter. Thumbs up.
2007-12-09 07:41:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I liked 5,7 and 8 the best
2007-12-08 13:05:40 · answer #5 · answered by gothpunkrocker91 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow such negative thoughts on marriage -- ok I'll stay single!
2007-12-08 11:16:51 · answer #6 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Omg, that's so funny!
2007-12-08 11:04:46 · answer #7 · answered by Maria 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i really like them. i like them all. but marriage is more positive than the negative u make it seem like. nonetheless, i like them all.
2007-12-08 11:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is: You're right.
2007-12-09 05:20:04 · answer #9 · answered by mac3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well...well..well..another people who got into married trap...welcome aboard...
2007-12-08 11:55:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋