> > The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems
> >at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man
> >realised that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am
> >for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break
> >the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at
> >5:00 am.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning,
> >the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am! He had missed his flight.
> >Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when
> >he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 am,
> >Wake up.'
> >Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
2007-12-08
10:04:36
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