If she’s going to insist on kissing me on the mouth before bedtime, to at least remove the chewing tobacco beforehand.
2007-12-08 10:42:32 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Is it open mouthed, nasty. Come on Timi, you know you thought about it. Just hike the leg a little. Either on her or the chew. She may get the hint.
2007-12-08 12:09:57 · answer #1 · answered by dark bubble 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is she still spitting over the side of the recliner and letting it run down the side of the chair? Have fun with all the cousins that just seam to know when pay day is, they are on their way too!
2007-12-08 15:01:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee-hee...
I guess, there are still some women out there, that do that. Like, smoke big fat cigars, too.
Yeah, just say, I feel awkward kissing my mother-n-law on the lips. Or, just hold your breath.
2007-12-08 10:51:47 · answer #3 · answered by Tazmiamor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chew some garlic!
2007-12-08 10:50:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her she is not you'r actual real mom and you do not want to kiss from her.
2007-12-08 10:57:11 · answer #5 · answered by mike_bellnj 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy her a spitoon for Christmas.
2007-12-08 10:48:19 · answer #6 · answered by Bob H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL--I got nothing. Nothing at all.
Maybe if I come up with something, I'll come back later, but I'm just stumped to silence........
2007-12-08 12:15:17 · answer #7 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just like you told us, up front and to the point
2007-12-08 10:47:29 · answer #8 · answered by Pixie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wear a gimp mask.
2007-12-08 10:51:23 · answer #9 · answered by Doctor Jones 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sneeze on her when she makes her move.
2007-12-08 10:46:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋