A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.
The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years!"
2007-12-08 10:47:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one.
2007-12-08 11:46:07 · answer #1 · answered by African Queen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!
2007-12-08 12:16:59 · answer #2 · answered by Who Knew? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! I've heard that one before and it's still funny!
2007-12-08 11:30:02 · answer #3 · answered by sno_star67 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one, but still funny.
2007-12-09 13:49:12 · answer #4 · answered by Reeze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-12-08 11:07:29 · answer #5 · answered by drgnotary 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmao..had this joke in our country imagine a dead tapping you..Hehe!
2007-12-09 19:44:07 · answer #6 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats funny
2007-12-08 11:15:07 · answer #7 · answered by omahapamela 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Real good and funny!
2007-12-08 15:21:07 · answer #8 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny.
2007-12-08 15:13:05 · answer #9 · answered by megnalon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good 1 bro
2007-12-08 10:51:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg that almost........scared me? that was kinda weird but funny
2007-12-08 15:16:55 · answer #11 · answered by Jessica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋