Entertainment & Music - 7 December 2007

A guy stops to visit his friend, who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, “My feet are cold. Would you get my sneakers for me?”

The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend’s two gorgeous daughters. He says, “Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to have sex with you.”

The first daughter says, “That’s not true.”

He says, “I’ll prove it.”

He yells down the stairs, “Both of them?”

His friend yells back, “Of course, both of them!”

2007-12-07 10:19:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you eat in an average week?

2007-12-07 10:19:20 · 34 answers · asked by ♥cardanja♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

2007-12-07 10:19:18 · 8 answers · asked by ~ME~ 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-07 10:19:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Someone tell me when Naruto Shippuuden Movie is coming out in the U.S, and one more thing, is the Naruto Shippuuden Game called Narutimate Accel out in the U.S. Well thats all.

2007-12-07 10:19:05 · 4 answers · asked by JerBear 3 in Comics & Animation

dont lie be truthful lol

2007-12-07 10:18:52 · 21 answers · asked by ~*G*~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

what are you thoughts

2007-12-07 10:17:56 · 13 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

to lighten the mood?

2007-12-07 10:17:45 · 15 answers · asked by psttt this is my main account 3 in Polls & Surveys

Can you name 15 Disney Princesses? I need help naming them.

I have...

Ariel
Jasmine
Alice and Wonderland
Belle
Pocahontas
Mulan
Cinderella
Sleeping Bueaty

2007-12-07 10:17:40 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crimefighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls.
Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman`s apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open.
Superman thought to himself : I`m faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there, have sex and be out again before she knew what was happening. So Superman did his superthing in a split second and flew off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said:" Did you hear something?"
"No !" said the Invisible Man,... " but my a,ss hurts like hell !"

2007-12-07 10:16:55 · 10 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Jokes & Riddles

if whitney housten was to marry gene pitney she would be called " whitney pitney" what other celebs names just wouldn't work???

2007-12-07 10:16:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

1= NONE completely out of control
2= PERFECT completely in control at all times

2007-12-07 10:16:17 · 42 answers · asked by Alexandriagal 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-07 10:15:10 · 38 answers · asked by April 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-07 10:15:04 · 85 answers · asked by Sean (Micro$oft) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-07 10:13:30 · 18 answers · asked by oh geez 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-07 10:13:15 · 23 answers · asked by ru2tipsy2c 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-07 10:13:15 · 21 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I was at the foot of my bed.
LOL!

2007-12-07 10:12:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what if I actually want the whole toast?

2007-12-07 10:12:24 · 15 answers · asked by Spark of Insanity 7 in Polls & Surveys

i think someone is looking....
http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AogdwBLJuipZ.E776AEAuWXg5gt.;_ylv=3?qid=20071207150205AATWtQr&show=7#profile-info-kNL6jlZAaa

2007-12-07 10:12:17 · 11 answers · asked by Zarathustra 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-07 10:12:01 · 10 answers · asked by Alexandriagal 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-07 10:11:44 · 1 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

the kid that shot up the mall in omaha was he a monster or a young man with mental issues

2007-12-07 10:11:29 · 39 answers · asked by psttt this is my main account 3 in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day.
The first one says, "My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal."
The second one says, "That's nothing. My Daddy can eat six."
Little Jonny starts laughing and says, "My Daddy can eat light bulbs."
The other two boys tell Jonny that he is out of his mind. They ask him why he thinks His daddy can eat light bulbs.
Little Jonny replies, "Last night I was passing my parents room and my Daddy said, 'Honey, turn out that light I want to eat that thing.'"

2007-12-07 10:11:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-07 10:10:41 · 4 answers · asked by Corona 5 in Other - Music

I'm gonna say "Drizzle" but i may be wrong.

2007-12-07 10:10:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-07 10:10:07 · 8 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Why One Should Never Visit a Five Star Hotel...

Question: What would you like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?
Answer: Tea please.

Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea.

Question: How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer: White

Question: Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?
Answer: With milk.

Question: Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk
Answer: With cow milk please.

Question: Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Um, I'll take it black.

Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar.

Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar.

Question: White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.

Question: Mineral water or still water?
Answer: Mineral water.

Question: Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer: I'll rather die of thirst.

2007-12-07 10:10:04 · 10 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I'd prefer to be IN the plane where it is safe, wouldn't you?

2007-12-07 10:09:59 · 17 answers · asked by Spark of Insanity 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-07 10:09:17 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities