Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day.
The first one says, "My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal."
The second one says, "That's nothing. My Daddy can eat six."
Little Jonny starts laughing and says, "My Daddy can eat light bulbs."
The other two boys tell Jonny that he is out of his mind. They ask him why he thinks His daddy can eat light bulbs.
Little Jonny replies, "Last night I was passing my parents room and my Daddy said, 'Honey, turn out that light I want to eat that thing.'"
2007-12-07 10:11:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
babes i am wetting myself here the wifes gonna have a load of washing to do
2007-12-07 17:39:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-04-08 00:26:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star ... but I feel sorry for Little Johnny's father, his mother must be butt ugly if he has to turn off the lights! (STAR)
2007-12-07 10:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by rexski 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jonny has not yet seen the ' light '!
2007-12-07 12:21:25 · answer #4 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL THAT LITTLE jOHNNY SURE IS CLEVER,HERE HAVE A STAR.
Sorry forgot I had the caps on.xxx
2007-12-07 10:18:37 · answer #5 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2007-12-07 13:55:26 · answer #6 · answered by A I ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-07 21:54:18 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a star
2007-12-07 11:05:17 · answer #8 · answered by beajay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny tho there is no joy if you can not see the food !!!
2007-12-07 10:26:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha good good ^^
Another star
2007-12-07 10:13:54 · answer #10 · answered by Hahaha! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋