A guy stops to visit his friend, who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, “My feet are cold. Would you get my sneakers for me?”
The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend’s two gorgeous daughters. He says, “Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to have sex with you.”
The first daughter says, “That’s not true.”
He says, “I’ll prove it.”
He yells down the stairs, “Both of them?”
His friend yells back, “Of course, both of them!”
2007-12-07 10:19:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ROFL good one
2007-12-07 10:22:16 · answer #1 · answered by Drew 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I have been asked and the police pronounced it improve into important to them i might say sure yet while they have been attempting to finger me for some blame i might in all probability say no. Guilt retains them away - the indisputable fact that they might take a seat there and can prepare how completely neglectful and dumb their judgements have been to leave their toddlers on my own on a similar time as they sat in a bar getting inebriated
2016-10-01 02:42:03 · answer #2 · answered by arruda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-12-07 10:22:57 · answer #3 · answered by _adoRkable 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes,
One is "fishineasy"
And another is "Queen Of The South"
Those are just a lil of Yahoo friends...
2007-12-08 02:13:56 · answer #4 · answered by ღαlyȿȿαღ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HOLY SMOKED! He's a great friend!
Edit: I'm sorry, you were telling a Joke! LOL.
2007-12-07 10:25:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was really good!!! Not what I was expecting from your question at all. LOL
2007-12-07 11:17:26 · answer #6 · answered by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha-ha, thats a good one. and yeah i have great friends. better than that guy. lol
2007-12-07 10:40:43 · answer #7 · answered by Marilyn® 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-12-07 15:03:15 · answer #8 · answered by Bunny Boiler 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny. yeah i have some great friends. good luck.
2007-12-07 10:27:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one ^^ wrong section though but that was good.
2007-12-07 10:23:50 · answer #10 · answered by Sub Poofy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eek!
2007-12-07 10:22:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋