Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crimefighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls.
Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman`s apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open.
Superman thought to himself : I`m faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there, have sex and be out again before she knew what was happening. So Superman did his superthing in a split second and flew off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said:" Did you hear something?"
"No !" said the Invisible Man,... " but my a,ss hurts like hell !"
2007-12-07 10:16:55 · 10 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
super joke and u rock
this is very funny
2007-12-08 09:27:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could be interesting... I like how it uses contemporary language, and it's written in a realistic voice, rather than how adults usually write for teenagers. But what's the book about? I think there are too many people and too many changing situations too early, you need to focus primarily on one person and what the book's about in the first chapter, introduce the character, what she's like, who she hangs out with, what her home life is like, then introduce the other characters slowly and with a purpose to the story. You need to set the scene first up, this is all great material but you can space it out a bit, try writing up a plan or a structure for the story. It's great that you can do this, you obviously have a passion for it! Good on you
2016-05-22 01:51:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman enjoyed the sex while wonderwoman couldn't. Moral of the story: Don't go for runaway sex, stay and enjoy it. So that ur children can say that they r the product of joy and happiness and not one of run away sex. Clumsy! Isn't it?
2007-12-07 10:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by sandeep m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's man is sooo fast.
They call him fly.
Here's a thought'.
Does Superman ever get flies in his eyes.
2007-12-07 11:40:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
super jock hahahahaha but for the joke you get a haha
2007-12-07 10:21:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good,heard it before.
2007-12-07 10:53:53 · answer #6 · answered by Ninky Nonk---In The Night Garden 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you upsidedown? (Star ... funny joke!)
2007-12-07 10:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by rexski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!! That was good! *star*
2007-12-07 10:20:46 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lol sooooo fuc**** funny
2007-12-07 10:22:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!, GOOD : )
2007-12-07 10:24:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋