Entertainment & Music - 2 December 2007

And why?

2007-12-02 09:23:48 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out
a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.




"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter, " he replied.
Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter
10 inches long.




"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking
the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vere dit yew git
dat monster??"




"Vell, " replied Olaf, "I got it from
my Genie."




"You haff a Genie, " Sven asked.




"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox, "
says Olaf.




"Could I see him?"




Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the
Genie.




Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm
a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"




"Yes, I will, " says the Genie .




So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.




The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven
sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.

2007-12-02 09:22:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

im looking for an european punk rock/hardcore band called day with an album called cow abortion

2007-12-02 09:21:57 · 3 answers · asked by autumn23 3 in R&B & Soul

Mine is Jingle All The Way, it was really funny

2007-12-02 09:20:45 · 15 answers · asked by Far Beyond Driven 7 in Polls & Surveys

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness...just as they did.




I want to pay back all the joy they've provided. Returning
each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited! (When I'm
an old lady and live with my kids)




I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
And I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes.






I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out. I'll
stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!




(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
When they're on the phone and just out of reach, I'll
get into things like sugar and bleach. Oh, they'll
snap their fingers and then shake their head, (When I'm
an old lady and live with my kids)




When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry...I'll run...if I'm able!

2007-12-02 09:19:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

my friends have changed my life so much, i think if i hung out with a different group of people my life wouldnt be the same, at all!

2007-12-02 09:19:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Anyone remember this song/artist?

2007-12-02 09:19:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is the 2nd of the 25 Christmas questions I will ask until Christmas Day!

2007-12-02 09:18:54 · 25 answers · asked by »cottoncandy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 09:18:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ancient roman jokes

2007-12-02 09:18:07 · 1 answers · asked by James Crawley Maximus Meridius 7 in Jokes & Riddles

little girl singin somewhere over the rainbow? will you be buying her cd? she was so cute and what a voice!

2007-12-02 09:17:35 · 10 answers · asked by tkf57 3 in Polls & Surveys

who wants venison???

2007-12-02 09:17:08 · 27 answers · asked by Seeker™ 3 in Polls & Surveys

A company had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Management said, "Someone might steal from it at
night." So they created a night watchman position
and hired a person for the job.




Then management said, "How does the watchman do his
job without instruction?" So they created a planning
department and hired two people; one person to write the
instructions and one person to do time studies.




Then management said, "How will we know the night
watchman is doing his tasks correctly?" So they created
a Quality Control department and hired two people. One
to do the studies and one to write the reports.




Then management said, "How are these people going
to get paid?" So they created the following positions,
a timekeeper and a payroll officer; then hired two more
people.

2007-12-02 09:16:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and try to make them leave....also they pretend to be other people

http://360.yahoo.com/profile-JO5euUY9Yqgm_mcbI1uE

look here if you can its really kind of funny that some people are this psychotic

2007-12-02 09:16:23 · 31 answers · asked by Wish 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am.

2007-12-02 09:14:00 · 14 answers · asked by Far Beyond Driven 7 in Polls & Surveys

Yes, I know these shows aren't exactly in the same area of T.V but basically for xmas I can't decide between getting every episode of Seinfeld or the West Wing.

I've seen numerous episodes of both and loved them but I can't decide (and no I can't afford both) ... so which seems like a better investment / re-watchable...

2007-12-02 09:13:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

I would not be surprised if Hitler and Stalin, if they were to come back today, will be treated as "celebrities". Invited to tv talk shows, having stories written of them in supermarket tabloids, having people taking photos with them in malls, especially with young and pretty ladies. Telling jokes to the people on sidewalks. Being "hated" makes them quite "popular" with many people. What do you say?

2007-12-02 09:12:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom & gloom pessimist.
Just to see what would happen, on Christmas their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure.
That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and founded him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.
"Why are you crying?"
" Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly will need batteries, and my toys will eventually get
broken." answered the pessimist.......
Passing the optimist room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. " What are you so happy about.?"
To which his optimistic son replied: " There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!"

2007-12-02 09:12:01 · 9 answers · asked by Happy Feet 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-02 09:11:41 · 8 answers · asked by claire 1 in Reality Television

2007-12-02 09:11:13 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

he always is watching me or having his friends watch me i cant surprise him thats not fair.they think its for my own good being under watch and key cuz , im to darn funny out there and scaring the kids

2007-12-02 09:11:09 · 1 answers · asked by saveitok 6 in Comics & Animation

2007-12-02 09:11:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 09:11:01 · 44 answers · asked by ★Kermit the Frog★ 4 in Polls & Surveys

any kind of music, just nothing profain and nothing thathas lots of curses....cant sand that kind of music

2007-12-02 09:10:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

when your alone??

2007-12-02 09:10:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how many of us are red crayons?

2007-12-02 09:10:09 · 11 answers · asked by Seeker™ 3 in Polls & Surveys

or the funniest book...

2007-12-02 09:08:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

back to black

2007-12-02 09:07:48 · 17 answers · asked by CHARISMA 5 in Lyrics

I mean some feel sorry for her, some are sick of hearing, some want more, some say leave her alone, etc. Me I am tired of hearing . She brought this all on herself. Sick of hearing oh its the fame and the media give me a break. If we just stopped reporting on her she just might go away!

2007-12-02 09:07:40 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud’s trailer house, Bud asked, “What is the usual tip?”

“Well,” replied the youth, “this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I’ll be doing great.”

“Is that so?” snorted Bud. “Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here’s five dollars.”

“Thanks,” replied the youth, “I’ll put this in my school fund.”

“What are you studying?” asked Bud.

The lad smiled and said, “Applied psychology.”

2007-12-02 09:07:36 · 13 answers · asked by John 4 in Jokes & Riddles