Scrap Yard....funny ?

Question

A company had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Management said, "Someone might steal from it at
night." So they created a night watchman position
and hired a person for the job.




Then management said, "How does the watchman do his
job without instruction?" So they created a planning
department and hired two people; one person to write the
instructions and one person to do time studies.




Then management said, "How will we know the night
watchman is doing his tasks correctly?" So they created
a Quality Control department and hired two people. One
to do the studies and one to write the reports.




Then management said, "How are these people going
to get paid?" So they created the following positions,
a timekeeper and a payroll officer; then hired two more
people.

Then management said, "Who will be accountable for
all of these people?" So they created an administrative
section and hired three people; an Administrative Officer,
Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.






Then management said, "We've had this command
in operation for one year now and we're $18, 000 over
budget. We have to cutback on overall costs."




So they laid off the night watchman.

Answer 1

I'm a manager... But, it's still damn funny! :D
Star!

Answer 2

A dog consuming human food is okay in moderation as far as health is concered. As long its nothing toxic or rich to canines of course. If you make a homemade dog recipe, they opt you to use human food so this os not the concern. What is concerning is the location and way your dog is fed. If you are cooking in the kitchen and you throw your dog a scrap, do you think they will leave? If they do, it's only a matter of time to consume before the dog is right back under your feet. If you dont give your dog anymore food they will whine cry and plead for more. This becomes very unpleasant in due time. The begging also become worse when there is scraps readily available in different locations and scenarios. For instance, if you give your dog scraps everytime your eating at a table, or in the fridge or even a baby throwing food will then keep your dog coming back to whine and beg. This puts them in rank with your family which can cause behavioral issue and poor manors. Hope this helps you understand. Though table scraps alone are not horrible for your dog. THAT IS PRETTY CUTE, ACTUALLY. YOU PROBABLY HAD SET YOUR RULE OF WHAT IS ACCEPTABLe AND WHAT IS NOT, OR YOUR DOG IS JUST THAT WELL BEHAVED. IF IT WORKS FOR YOUR FAMILY AND THE DOG, IT CONSIDERED NO ISSUE. ;-) You may want to consider some dog treat recipes, they last long and are very healthy! That's how I save money when training.

Answer 3

Funny! 10!

Answer 4

Sounds like a government job!

Answer 5

Funny. 10/10, star awarded.

Answer 6

That is very good. Gives to new meaning to office work. lol

Answer 7

hahaha typical management

Answer 8

Hahahaha, good one

Answer 9

I'll bet a little of this joke is missing--------

Answer 10

true so true .lol