When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness...just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided. Returning
each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited! (When I'm
an old lady and live with my kids)
I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
And I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out. I'll
stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
When they're on the phone and just out of reach, I'll
get into things like sugar and bleach. Oh, they'll
snap their fingers and then shake their head, (When I'm
an old lady and live with my kids)
When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry...I'll run...if I'm able!
2007-12-02 09:19:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll
click, I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
I'll take off my socks and throw one away, And play in
the mud 'til the end of the day! (When I'm an old
lady and live with my kids)
And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes. My kids
will look down with a smile slowly creeping, And say with
a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"
God Bless All Moms and Grandmas Everywhere!
2007-12-02 09:20:04 · update #1
That is very sweet but the old lady bit is puzzling me. Are you hiding something I mean how can a guy turn into an old lady? pmsl lol.
2007-12-02 20:39:47 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 11:19:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-02 09:51:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star for you.
10/10. Very funny indeed.
Thnx for posting.
2007-12-02 20:54:20 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-12-02 09:23:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha and ur an old lady, is there something i should know lol.
2007-12-02 14:06:37 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good star4u mums likes that!
2007-12-02 09:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
awww cute
2007-12-02 09:39:58 · answer #8 · answered by Timothy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good....
2007-12-02 20:42:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
true .lol
2007-12-02 20:10:58 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋