Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2007

2007-12-01 07:30:07 · 9 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 07:29:45 · 8 answers · asked by erika smith 1 in Polls & Surveys

He duly dies and approaches GOD. God says to him, well Simon, as on earth so it is in Heaven. Your last performance (I'm being honest) wasnt great anyway we have a phone vote here. Goody says Simon smugly. GOD gets the phones going. Two hours later - the votes are in. GOD summons Simon and says 'Good News, we had a massive vote for you!'. Brilliant says Simon when do I get the job? GOD says to him - all the votes came from Hell, GOODBYE!

2007-12-01 07:29:09 · 3 answers · asked by Puppet Dictator 5 in Jokes & Riddles

One day the sultan Nasrudin was walking through the town with a piece of liver. His friend, Nosrudin, gave him a recipe for the liver. He hadn't got far when an eagle swooped down and grabbed the liver.
Nasrudin shouted in triumph "you may have the liver but i still have the recipe!!"





On a boiling hot day Nasrudin was riding in the hills with his donkey, Konya.
Konya was so thirsty, when she saw a lake from a high cliff she deserted Nasrudin and sprinted to the lake. Just before she jumped off all the frogs in the lake croaked like mad.
Konya was so scared she turned round and ran back to Nasrudin.
Nasrudin went to the top of the cliff and emptied his purse into the lake.
He bellowed "Thank you frogs, for saving my donkey!"
"Go and buy yourself some turkish delight!"

If you like it please star.

2007-12-01 07:28:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What is your favorite?

2007-12-01 07:28:23 · 9 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 07:26:47 · 32 answers · asked by Linz VT•AM 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 07:23:04 · 27 answers · asked by Chad 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 07:22:34 · 2 answers · asked by Manofthewest 5 in Country

My daughter wants Miley Cyrus to perform at her birthday party. I know I will try to get her Miley Cyrus to perfom or to show up but I just really don't know how!

2007-12-01 07:21:57 · 4 answers · asked by Lillian - 2 in Celebrities

2007-12-01 07:21:57 · 10 answers · asked by Chad 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 07:20:53 · 21 answers · asked by . 1 in Polls & Surveys

...several years back, I saw some bizarre arthouse-type of movie, about some whacked-out chick serial killer, decked out in hooks and chains (...beneath her clothing), who was wandering the country highways, looking for some girl; she would stop at convenience stores and gas stations, crazily and desperately asking for the girl, and when she wasn't satified with the clerk's response, she would viciously kill the clerk, and move on to the next place...

...for the life of me, I can remember some of the scenes in the movie (...especially the sex scenes, showing the psycho-whacko chick, adorned naked, with all of her hooks and chains), but I can't remember the title...

...surely someone has seen this one!!!

2007-12-01 07:20:38 · 1 answers · asked by ENRIQUE K. KAY 2 in Movies

I have came very.

I was racing a go-kart, and the tire blew out on a corner. The axle then dug into a hole in the asphalt, and the kart rolled in the air. I landed upside down, with the kart on my back. I was able to get up and walk away. Lucky me.

Now, how about you?

2007-12-01 07:20:23 · 35 answers · asked by ҡʏʟɛ - ❄ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 07:19:22 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Good that got your attention.

I just read an article about the genocide in Darfur. I work in customer service so I have no choice but to talk to the dumbest people sometimes with a pretty little smile on my face. Some clueless as$ saw me reading and explained the situtation is completely legit..."Humanity should be a crime especially for N***grs" (fill in the rest).

No tell me, if pull a shot gun to his head, how long will it take for me to loose my worthless job?

2007-12-01 07:19:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... stay in a relationship, that you know is not going anywhere .. just so you're not alone at Christmas?

I was listening to the radio this morning, and it stated that 60% of couples in this situation would ...

2007-12-01 07:18:23 · 7 answers · asked by ♥Carol♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I think Walmart rollsback while Target targets your pocketbook!

2007-12-01 07:16:39 · 22 answers · asked by I know a lil' bit about that 5 in Polls & Surveys

If u get payed and broke on the same day w/o going to the store and buying anything, broke from just paying bills, how are u supposed 2 save?? btw cant work 2 jobs b/c have kiddos with no one 2 watch them, suppose 2 get court ordered child support but don't, so what should I do???

2007-12-01 07:15:54 · 24 answers · asked by I love dooneys 6 in Polls & Surveys

to live in a watermelon?
I have...

2007-12-01 07:14:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or do you try to resolve the situation with your lover before sleeping?

2007-12-01 07:14:30 · 14 answers · asked by softkisses4707 5 in Polls & Surveys

with your lover, do you stay and talk things out or do you run away and talk later?

2007-12-01 07:12:37 · 8 answers · asked by softkisses4707 5 in Polls & Surveys

Sniffle boy.. its a remake of Souljah boy ...its so funny.. i like it better than Crank that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iUq5XFa9FA
Who agrees?

2007-12-01 07:12:32 · 4 answers · asked by Y_aurora 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 07:12:07 · 20 answers · asked by Valkyrie 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 07:11:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 07:11:43 · 5 answers · asked by Manofthewest 5 in Country

If I had to choose, my brain would proably explode.
Jim Morrison because I love the Doors.
Kurt Cobain to see how great Nirvana could have been.
Dimebag Darrell because Pantera was awesome.

Who would you bring back to life?

2007-12-01 07:11:11 · 48 answers · asked by ? 3 in Rock and Pop

2007-12-01 07:11:01 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Anniversary

2007-12-01 07:10:56 · 34 answers · asked by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 07:09:37 · 26 answers · asked by gldnsilnc 6 in Polls & Surveys

self checkout. cashiers take too long.

2007-12-01 07:08:59 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys