Entertainment & Music - 26 November 2007

Hi!

Can you give me a list of some famous old dance songs? By old I mean older, or as old as, let's saaaay...Macarena, or lambada, or Mabaker...or songs like that.

Thanks!

2007-11-26 18:01:25 · 6 answers · asked by Mahyar 3 in Other - Music

Do you like my song?
(the title was to get you here)

There once was a farmer, his name was Rick,
He spent all day long just playing with his,
Banjo in the moonlight to the girl next door,
with just one look you can tell she's a
Fine Fine lady she rolled in the grass
When she turned over you could see her fat
Legs in the moonlight she walked like a duck
And just that day she taught Rick to
Raise fine fine children the women would knit
As the men shovel large piles of
Wheat and barley this story's told well
If you don't like it you can just go to
Sleep...

2007-11-26 18:01:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.

The next week the lady goes back to his office and scolds him angrily, "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!"

The doctor says, "Good, Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."




Poor old thing, if you liked the joke star it for others to see, thks.

2007-11-26 17:59:08 · 23 answers · asked by Hope 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-26 17:59:04 · 23 answers · asked by ally 6 in Country

fake it. What's the point

2007-11-26 17:55:50 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 17:54:11 · 6 answers · asked by Gnome 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 17:53:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or an early bird? Personally, I'm a night owl.

2007-11-26 17:53:02 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

All I can figure out is something about love, longing, testimonial, moon and flowers, nature...from the very limited vocab that I know.

Vaga luna, che inargenti
Queste rive e questi fiori
Ed inspiri, ed inspiri agli elementi
Il linguaggio, il linguaggio dell'amor;
Testimonio or sei tu sola
Del mio fervido desir,
Ed a lei, ed a lei che m'innamora
Conta i palpiti, i palpiti e i sospir.

Dille pur che lontananza
Il mio duol non puo lenir,
Che se nutro, se nutro una speranza,
Ella è sol, si, ella è sol nell'avvenir.
Dille pur che giorno e sera
Conto l'ore del dolor,
Che una speme, una speme lusinghiera
Mi conforta nell'amor.

I couldn't type some of the special letters (like o with a ` on top) and replaced them with the closest letter...so please forgive me. It's a song by the Italian composer Bellini and the tune is beautiful. Only thing is I don't understand most of what I'm trying to sing...lol. Online dictionaries aren't helping a whole lot, obviously. Thanks!

2007-11-26 17:52:23 · 2 answers · asked by ? 6 in Singing

anything?

Hate is a strong word, but I can safely say I hate complainers.

2007-11-26 17:52:00 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 17:50:34 · 6 answers · asked by EnRhage 7 in Polls & Surveys

if yes, than what is it?

2007-11-26 17:50:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

Then, they pretend they're a cat when they ask and answer questions. Have you ever seen this before?

2007-11-26 17:47:39 · 22 answers · asked by USAman 6 in Polls & Surveys

I love the scene where Hector makes the mistake of killing Patroclus thinking that it was Achilles! And also I love the scene where Achilles drags Hector's body through the encampment with his chariot........and last but not least, the scene where old King Priam goes over to Achilles to negotiate for his son's body to ransom him--so touching!

2007-11-26 17:47:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

muesli bar with high energy for hikers, what would you call it?

2007-11-26 17:46:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 17:46:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 17:44:40 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Some thing like that. It is like a rap song, It seems like it is somewhat new. can you help me? This is all i can remember of it " Girl if you want to go and take a ride with me, smoke that **** in the back of the limousine" then like they do a yell or something.

2007-11-26 17:43:18 · 11 answers · asked by 10100 2 in Other - Music

Don't you just hate it when you want to star a question and suddenly you reach your star limit?

2007-11-26 17:43:01 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 17:39:50 · 10 answers · asked by USAman 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 17:39:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you don't have a child then your niece/nephew

2007-11-26 17:36:39 · 7 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 17:36:08 · 5 answers · asked by _WhiteRose 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 17:35:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I listened to my parents music every Sunday before football. It gave me a better appreciation for all kinds of music.

2007-11-26 17:35:20 · 7 answers · asked by barb 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 17:35:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 17:34:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would you kick him/her?



;)

2007-11-26 17:34:40 · 10 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

A woman asked her doctor for birth control pills.

"Ma'am, how old are you?"

"I'm 75."

"What possible need do you have for birth control pills?"

"They help me sleep better."

The doctor looked perplexed. "Just how do birth control pills help you sleep?"

"I sneak them into my granddaughter's orange juice every morning!"




If you thought she's a funny old grandma, give me a star...... thks

2007-11-26 17:34:39 · 10 answers · asked by Hope 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm a hairstylist and there are a few people I'd like to get with no guard clippers up the back of the head!!

2007-11-26 17:34:00 · 14 answers · asked by JůnəßůĢ 6 in Polls & Surveys