A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.
The next week the lady goes back to his office and scolds him angrily, "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!"
The doctor says, "Good, Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
Poor old thing, if you liked the joke star it for others to see, thks.
2007-11-26 17:59:08 · 23 answers · asked by Hope 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now thats a good laugh!!
2007-11-27 12:26:15 · answer #1 · answered by Arabian Dune 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An old lady moves in to a nursing home. The nurses always get worried because every once and a while she starts rocking to one side. The nurses move her back up straight but she rocks again later. They all think it is a signal that she might die soon. The nurses tell the family who one day came to visit, but didn’t want to tell the lady she will die soon. They ask her: “what do you think of the nursing home? Or the nurses?” the old lady replies: “it’s all very nice except that the nurses won’t let me fart”
Sorry your joke reminded me of this one.
2007-11-27 02:10:33 · answer #2 · answered by Grapes 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think it was the same doctor that this elderly man took his wife to.
After examining her and doing several tests the Doctor said, "I am so sorry but her mind has gone".
The man replied "I am not surprised she has been giving me a piece of it everyday for the past 40 years".
2007-11-28 05:42:51 · answer #3 · answered by sistablu...Maat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least she has her eyesight to be thankful for!
ooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff what's that stinky smell?! WHO DID THAT?!!
2007-11-27 04:49:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha....I sent it to my friends it really hilarious...he's a bureaucratic doctor
2007-11-27 02:20:40 · answer #5 · answered by Nainai55 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
estaba7na hehehehehhehe
ur words have bad smell :D
2007-11-27 05:12:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAO! Thats really good, i'll give it a 10/10!
2007-11-27 02:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol ok... kinda disgusting but still a little funny
2007-11-27 19:45:34 · answer #8 · answered by Ruby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke smells and sound really BAD :D
But very funny though. Thanks for a good laugh.
2007-11-27 04:38:41 · answer #9 · answered by Salah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA that's funny. Are you a comedian. That was great. LOL
2007-11-27 02:15:57 · answer #10 · answered by Happy, :) & Sad :( 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋