Entertainment & Music - 25 November 2007

2007-11-25 20:26:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night

together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have

sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was,
"Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,
they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk,"
she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby
and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled one out

from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked,
"Would you like me to put that on your bill?

"No!" Donald quacked,


"What kind of a pervert do you think I am?

2007-11-25 20:26:07 · 3 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Have you ever drenched yourself in water? I love it? In fact I love to drive in a bike while it is heavily raining?

2007-11-25 20:25:55 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I was going to Arizona maybe onto California where the people all live so fine.. My baby said I was crazy.. My momma called me lazy.. I was gonna show 'em all this time.. 'cause you know I ain't no fool and I don't need no more schoolin'.. I was born to just walk the line.. Living on _______ _______....

2007-11-25 20:24:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have read that KISS will be doing a world tour in 2008. I was wondering if that is true, and if they are, will they be coming to Australia?

2007-11-25 20:24:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What are you gonna do?

2007-11-25 20:23:45 · 19 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 20:23:42 · 18 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 20:22:12 · 14 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

I've never heard of anyone actually being killed by one....suppose they're just trying to get our attention?

2007-11-25 20:21:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Electric or acoustic, its still a shape of a pear. Just wondering why not square, round or something?

2007-11-25 20:21:33 · 4 answers · asked by VoluptuosDav 2 in Other - Entertainment

2007-11-25 20:18:12 · 22 answers · asked by mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'd accumulate a few thousand more, then travel to Belgium. I hear it's beautiful there.

2007-11-25 20:17:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what should i do im 10 and in Ohio its 4:16.tommorows a school day and i wake up at 7.and yes i am really 10 and no i wont go to sleep.

2007-11-25 20:17:33 · 14 answers · asked by pimpin101 1 in Polls & Surveys

I found some answers showed she didn't die,
but the website http://www.shirleytemplefans.com/main.htm
shows that she died.
I'm confused.Thank you for your answers!

2007-11-25 20:16:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-11-25 20:16:36 · 26 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 20:14:41 · 30 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

and why?

2007-11-25 20:13:40 · 31 answers · asked by Moondance™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

....buy me for a present for my sweet 16?My b-day is in wednesday (28th),so i expect you to give me something........=0) at least postcard?

(((bbh)))

2007-11-25 20:12:44 · 24 answers · asked by Bella 4 in Polls & Surveys

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you so me.

6. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood.

2007-11-25 20:11:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-25 20:10:14 · 23 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Spinach Rag:
http://ffmusic.ffshrine.org/ff6midis/ff6-2-06-spinach_rag.mid

please tell me what you think of it and don't forget to rate it from 1-10.

2007-11-25 20:10:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Classical

2007-11-25 20:09:29 · 13 answers · asked by :-) 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 20:08:26 · 56 answers · asked by kiwigirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

It's all stuff the trash collector won't take, like tires and dead pets. I don't know what else to do with it, so I'm going to dump it over my backyard wall. I think if I whistle sweetly and shift my gaze around while I do it, they won't know what I'm up to. Does this plan sound good?

2007-11-25 20:08:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

but before you could decide what to do, george bush popped his head out of one of the eisles and yelled "hey bin! im getting heineken ok you got stella last time, it sucked ... and by the way theyre out of bbq pizza what else do you want"

ok now what would you do?

2007-11-25 20:05:32 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Be honest.

2007-11-25 20:05:24 · 14 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 20:05:16 · 31 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm not quite sure how to ask this, but I'm trying to learn music scales that sound a bit asian.

I know asian scales might use somewhat of a pentatonic type of sound.

2007-11-25 20:04:56 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-11-25 20:04:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-25 20:02:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys